Funny Gifts
Midnight Glo Acrylic Blacklight Paint
$16.95Make your creations come alive by painting or decorating them with Midnight Glo acrylic blacklight paint. This premium quality non-toxic paint reacts to UV lighting, making it ideal for all kinds of party decorations.
Realistic Orangutan Costume
$7,980.00Move over King Kong, there’s a new top great ape in town! This incredible orangutan costume looks so realistic it’ll have people at the party thinking you just time-traveled from a Planet of the Apes-like alternate future.
Personalized Your Face In A Jar
$19.00Make your home a creepier place for those who visit, by leaving them uneasy with this personalized jar of your face. This disturbing piece of decor makes it appear like your head has been severed and stuffed into a mason jar.
Cartoon Bags
$26.68Animate your plain appearance by spicing up your wardrobe with these colorful cartoon bags. These unique vibrant bags feature an eye catching design that creates the illusion you’re carrying your stuff around in a giant 2D cartoon purse.
Jason Garden Gnome
$15.00This Jason garden gnome will send every lawn ornament in sight running for the hills. Standing at 8″, this eerie Jason gnome 3D-printed from PLA is armed with a bloody machete and can even be customized with blood spatter to make it extra gruesome.
SUV Camping Window Tent
$49.97This SUV camping window tent will transform your ride into your rolling home-away-from-home fort the night. It features a universal fit and conveniently installs by stretching around the door’s perimeter without the use of any tools.
Remote Control Shark
$45.99Make pool and beach days so much more fun for your little tadpoles with this remote control shark! This battery-powered waterproof shark is crafted from durable ABS plastic, comes with a built-in high-speed engine, and even comes with a built-in head light.
Offensive Workplace Pens
$11.50Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”
The Holy Meme Bible
$1.00Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.
Winter Trapper Hat
$20.99With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.
Army Tank Pool Float
$64.99Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.