gifts for dads
Snow Traction Tire Socks
$99.99Stay in control of your vehicle when the roads get icy with these snow traction tire socks. They’re inexpensive, machine washable, and are made up of a patented woven material that allows for extra traction at speeds of up to 25 mph.
Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads
$19.99Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.
Morning Head Hair Cap
$1.00Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!
Baby Crib Dribbler
$8.99Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.
Death Star Floating Speaker
$211.76Listen to your favorite tunes like a loyal Imperial by blasting them out of this Death Star floating speaker. Inspired by the Empire’s most destructive weapon, this Bluetooth enabled speaker can go for 8 hours on a single charge and glows in the dark.
Pyro Putty Fire Starter
$24.99If you’re in a bind and need to get a fire going quickly, the Phone Skope Pyro Putty will come to the rescue. This waterproof and weather-resistant survival tool will help you spark a flame that will burn for 15 minutes with only a quarter-sized dab.
The Anti-Choking Device
$39.95Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.
Garden Claw Gloves
$5.33Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.
How Not To Kill Your Baby Book
$2.25Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.
Parks & Rec Ron Swanson Figure
$39.90Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.