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Instant Hole Patching Tape

$17.95

If there’s a hole or crack that needs fixing and there’s water involved, this instant hole patching tape will solve all your problems. This almost-magical tape will patch, bond, seal, and repair virtually everything – even underwater!

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Flex Tape Rubberized Waterproof Tape is a Super strong, rubberized, waterproof tape that can patch, bond, seal and repair virtually everything.
Specially formulated with a thick, flexible, rubberized backing that conforms to any shape or object.
Instantly seals out water, air and moisture to create a super strong, flexible, watertight barrier.

Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$6.88

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Speedo Hydro Shredders

$99.95

These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.

My First Fire Starting Kit

$8.99

Keep Jr. busy and entertained while you’re occupied with more important matters by letting him go wild with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom get ready to meet your match, because where there is smoke, there’s a guaranteed good time!

The Stormtrooper Decanter

$42.53

Store your prized hooch like a loyal Imperial by keeping it inside this Stormtrooper decanter. This elegant and geeky 750ml decanter is made from high quality super flint glass based on the Stormtrooper’s helmet from the original 1976 film.

Thief Detection Kit

$39.95

With the thief detection kit at your disposal you’ll easily be able to catch a kleptomaniac housemate or coworker in the act. You’ll be able to coat your possessions in either a visible stain powder, or a UV-reactive invisible powder that’ll leave the thief red-handed.

Automatic Pot Stirrer

$36.95

Stop slaving away over a hot stove and leave the hard work to the automatic pot stirrer. This handy utensil is designed with adjustable axle and arms to fit various size pots, and packs enough power to stir heavy duty dishes like risotto or stew for up to 45 minutes.

Old Book Scented Candle

$19.75

Make your reading nook a little cozier by providing some ambient lighting using this old book scented candle. The candle is made from all natural soy wax and releases a delightful aroma reminiscent of a distinguished library into the air as it burns.

Pimple Popping Toy

$19.99

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

Glowing Starry String Lights

$4.99

Add a festive glow to mantels, centerpieces, planters, trees, walkways and more with these stunning starry lights. The double-bulb strands offer superior sparkle, while the bendable copper wire conforms to any shape to create elegant decorative accents.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

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Fairyabulous Treehouse

$50,000.00

Make your kids happier than ever with the treehouse of their dreams, the Fairyabulous treehouse! This high-end and handcrafted treehouse can be customized to fit your needs and features a fun and whimsical design that your kids are guaranteed to love.

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Balance Board

$269.00

Get a heart-pumping core workout without needing a whole room of machines using this balance board. This lightweight and portable piece of exercise equipment is designed to help increase flexibility, range of motion, and blood flow in addition to balance and posture.