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Morning Head Hair Cap

$1.00

Fix that unruly disaster in the morning you call hair in just seconds with the morning head hair cap. This revolutionary hair cap will give you that “just showered” hair style, without having to dunk your head under a sink. Ask someone to give you morning head today!

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Cures Bed Head in Seconds! Perfect for night showerers, helmet hair, hat hair and nap hair.

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Air Bazooka

$29.00

Blow your friends away – literally – as you take aim and fire this incredibly entertaining air bazooka at them. This harmless weaponry features a high tech laser that will allow you to hit your target with pinpoint accuracy from up to 50 feet away!

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$24.99

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Prank Fake Bird Poop

$11.98

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

26 Pound Gummy Worm Python

$149.97

Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.

Rambo R1000XP Extreme Power Bike

$1,899.99

If it’s power and stealth that you’re looking for, the Rambo R1000XP extreme power bike will deliver! It comes equipped with fat high traction tires ideal for off-roading, a powerful 750W motor with a top speed of 20 mph, and a range of 19 miles.

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Futuristic Cyborg Halloween Costume

$129.99

Make a splash at your next halloween costume party by transforming yourself into a futuristic cyborg with this men’s robot halloween costume. This incredible bodysuit that’s available in XS-XL sizes features a flattering form-fitting design and detailed graphics over the front and back.

Magnetized Zen Garden

$31.95

Achieve total serenity without meditation by creating gravity-defying patterns on this magnetized zen garden. This small square garden combines natural magnetic sand along with three polished Hematite rocks so you can create a variety of abstract designs.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.

Glow In The Dark Hair Dye

$21.95

Shine bright in the dead of night by giving yourself a makeover with this glow in the dark hair dye. This peroxide and ammonia-free vegan friendly dye comes in a range of vibrant colors that come to life under UV lighting.

Circular Grill And Fire Pit

$2,450.00

This circular grill and fire pit is the perfect addition for any backyard. This versatile grill can either be used as a fire pit ideal for roasting marshmallows or can be outfitted with a round cooking slab that is perfect for grilling all your meats and veggies to perfection.

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Hand Forged Damascus Viking Sword

$179.10

Bring uniqueness to your collection of weapons with the addition of this gorgeous hand-forged Damascus Viking sword. Each double edge sword is individually hand forged and even comes with its own leather sheath for safe keeping.