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The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$263.13

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

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Description

The IPX7 waterproof massager means the Scalp Mini is not only easy to clean, but ideal to use in the bath or shower.
The scalp massager heads are made of food-grade silica gel, which is gentle and non-irritating to the skin. The massage pressure stimulates blood flow and promotes hair health and growth.
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Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$1,499.00

Move around town more efficiently than ever while reducing your carbon footprint on this self-balancing electric unicycle. This lightweight unicycle can carry up to 280 pounds, hit a top speed of 20 mph, and is controlled simply by shifting your body weight around.

Needle Blade Meat Tenderizer

$15.99

Ensure your main course is as savory, soft, and juicy as ever by prepping it with this needle blade meat tenderizer. This 48-blade tenderizer forms tiny channels within the meat in order to break down the connective tissues which make meat tough and chewy.

The Truck Tailgate Locker

$239.99

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

Giant Bean Bag Denim Sofa

$379.00

Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.

The Oregon Trail Handheld Game

$64.99

Get your fill of adventure – and dysentery – by heading west to start anew with the Oregon Trail handheld game. You’ll learn all about the harsh realities of the 19-century pioneer life when you hit the Oregon Trail with your family and cattle in tow.

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Army Tank Pool Float

$64.99

Declare an all-out war on dryness by soaking everyone in sight with this army tank pool float. Styled like a pint-size tank, it’s made from ultra-durable vinyl and comes with a working cannon that will shoot a stream of water up to fifty feet away.

Mr. Meeseeks Dice & Dare Game

$22.00

If you have a problem that needs fixing but don’t know where to start, leave it to the Mr. Meeseeks dice and dare game. Players take turns drawing request cards, then roll the dice to see if the request if completed, if not they have to perform embarrassing dares.

Donald Trump Dog Toy

$20.24

Make Sparky’s exercise time great again by playing fetch using this Donald Trump dog toy. This pint-size Commander in Chief comes dressed in his finest navy blue suit and oversize red tie and stands 8.5-inches tall, making it perfect for dogs of all sizes.

Salt Firing Shotgun

$91.95

Solve your fly problem once and for all with the salt firing shotgun. The shotgun works with regular table salt and holds up to 50 rounds so that you can annihilate every pesky house fly in one murderous evening. It also works great for violently seasoning your food!

Workaholics Bear Coat

$179.99

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

Propane Fire Pit Coffee Table

$1,699.99

This propane fire pit coffee table will add instant ambiance to your patio. This stylishly designed propane fire pit coffee table also comes with two corner chairs, two middle chairs, and a pair of oversize ottomans to complete your outdoor living room.

DIY Magic Flying Butterfly Card

$7.97

Brighten up someone’s special day with a little wonder by crafting a magic flying butterfly card. Simply insert this tiny rubber-band-powered butterfly into any greeting card and it’ll fly up to 20 feet in the air once the card is opened by the recipient.