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The Screenless Smartphone For Kids

$89.99

Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.

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Relay – the screen-free smartphone for kids. Let kids go far with a nationwide 4G LTE network and WiFi connectivity, GPS tracking, and a durable, water-resistant design. Your child simply needs to press the talk button and start speaking – kind of like a walkie-talkie. They can speak to you through the free app on your smartphone, speak to another relay, and use fun voice apps like music playlists, language translation, and more. Relay is built to give parents peace of mind without having to give a child a smartphone before they’re ready.

Ferret Hoodie

$12.06

Don’t let your poor little ferret suffer this winter! Keep him looking fashionable and feeling toasty in this cute ferret hoodie. This miniature hoodie will fit snuggly over your ferret’s front half and is perfect for those cold days lounging around the house.

Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$21.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

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Stainless Steel Skull Coffee Mug

$18.99

Look like a Viking warlord while you’re sipping your premium roast by drinking it from this stainless steel skull coffee mug. This horrifyingly awesome tankard comes with a highly detailed 3D skull design complemented by an ornate stainless steel insert.

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AuAg 55″ Gaming Computer Desk

$120.99

Level up your setup with the AuAg 55″ gaming computer desk. Designed specifically with gamers in mind, it features a large 55.1″ x 26″ gaming surface, comes with a headphone and speaker hook, an integrated cup holder, an electric socket box, and even leveling feet.

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

Heated Shaving Cream Dispenser

$1.00

Get a barbershop quality shave from the comfort of home by using this heated shaving cream dispenser. The machine heats up the gel to just the right temperature to provide a close and smooth shave that won’t leave the skin feeling irritated afterwards.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

$17.99

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Human Skull Fire Logs

Human Skull Fire Logs

$60.94

Unleash a hellish bonfire on this mortal realm by setting these human skull fire logs ablaze. The skulls are crafted from clay and available in a range of equally spooky skull designs, allowing you to mix and match and create a one-of-a-kind bonfire.

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I Saw That Jesus Pin

$12.00

Help keep those around you on the straight and narrow with this “I saw that” Jesus pin. This comical and slightly blasphemous accessory for the not-too-religious depicting the J Man himself measures 1.5-inches and comes with two back pins.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

Animated Hanging Corpse

$39.98

Help transform your humble abode into a grisly haunted manor with this animated hanging corpse. Made to look like a horrifying decaying corpse, this ghoulish prop comes with glowing red eyes and lets out haunting screams as he shakes from side to side.

Stainless Steel Keycaps

$20.49

Keep your most frequently used keycaps from fading by replacing them with these stainless steel keycaps. These quality keycaps are incredibly wear-resistant, will allow backlighting to shine through, and are designed to fit most mechanical keyboards.

Wooden Robotic Hand

$42.98

This wooden robotic hand is great for nurturing your children’s intellectual curiosity without boring them to death. This entertaining DIY model consists of 199 wooden pieces which must be strategically assembled to create a fully functional wooden robotic hand.