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Cereal Killers Figures

$175.00

Contemporary artist Ron English takes aim at the breakfast foods we all grew up eating with his Cereal Killers collection. Each 8″ or 9″ vinyl figure is designed like an obese and unhealthy version of classic cereal mascots like Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger.

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All 12 vinyl toy figures of your favorite sugary series! Each figure is 3 inches tall and designed by Ron English. Each figure comes with its own cereal box design. Each case contains one of each of the following: Cap’N Corn Starch, Sugar Frosted Fat, Yucky Children Charmer, Sugar Smack, Franken Fat, Count Calorie, Tricks, Froot Looped, Obesie O’s, Coco Puffed Paunch, Sugar Diabetic Bear, and Qhrist.

LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle & Stress Balls

$19.99

Get the relief you need by grabbing a hold of some LoveBalls. Crafted from silicone, this testicle shaped anxiety relief and hot water bottle can be heated or cooled to provide soothing relief while the soft and squishy testicles will work wonders to take the edge off.

Inflatable Planetarium Projection Dome

$1,725.00

Create a starry nighttime sky in the middle of the day by setting up this inflatable planetarium projection dome. Available in three different size options, the dome includes an air blower, PVC floormat, and everything else necessary to get it up and running.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$6.37

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.

Bug Catcher Vacuum

$9.31

Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.

Balanced Crystal Glass Decanter

$218.35

Add style to the way you display your favorite wine by pouring it inside this balanced crystal glass decanter. Apart from aerating your wine, the decanter’s unique design and circular wooden base allow you to be rotate on its axis without spilling your vino.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

$4.99

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

World’s Most Powerful Flashlight

$27.99

The world’s most powerful flashlight emit’s a beam so bright you’ll have full visibility in total darkness. Powered by 3 AAA batteries, it features a CREE XM-L U2 LED bulb covered by an ultra-clear tempered glass lens designed to deliver an incredibly bright beam.

Indoor Smokeless BBQ Grill

$149.99

Don’t miss out on the unmatched taste of grilled meats and veggies just because you don’t have a backyard or grill. Using this indoor smokeless BBQ grill you’ll conveniently be able to prepare everything from juicy pork chops and salmon to delicious grilled veggies.

Iridescent Rainbow Utensils

$23.99

Wow your dinner guests with something other than your marvelous cooking by setting the table with these iridescent rainbow utensils. Each stainless steel utensil in this twenty piece set sports a high quality titanium gold coating that gives them a radiant appearance.

Center Console 3-Layer Mesh Organizer

$21.98

Keep chaos from befouling your vehicle by installing this center console 3-layer mesh organizer. It hooks up to each front seat in order to transform the empty space above the center console into a barrier of organization with space for all your possessions.

Fingerprint Gun Safe

$133.39

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.