Gifts for Pranksters

This is the place to find gifts for pranksters and people who love pranks. Whether you’d like to send it to them through the mail and have it explode a goosh of glitter in their face, or just hand it to them normally, this is the place you’re looking for. Filled with items that will help them live their prankster lifestyle, these unusual prank gifts are perfect for any gooftster, gafster, or person who thinks they’re a comedian.

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rorschach mask

Moving Rorschach Masks

$24.00

Terrify onlookers by giving yourself a demonic appearance with the moving Rorschach mask. The mask provides a comfortable, breathable fit and is coated with a paint that reacts to the temperature of your breath to create fluid abstract patterns.

Quartz Crystal Dicks

$39.90

Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!

not my job stamp

Not My Job Stamp

$10.99

Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.

chicken legs socks

Chicken Leg Socks

$9.98

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

hybrid fangs

Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

the nothing birthday card

The Nothing Card

$4.99

There’s no better gift for that one person that’s impossible to buy for than The Nothing Card. This fantastic, cost-effective, and positively hilarious gift idea can even be customized with a short personalized message.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

meme bible coloring book

The Holy Meme Bible

$16.95

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

the roto wipe prank pack

The Roto Wipe

$7.99

Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

led face changing halloween mask

LED Face Changing Mask

$90.00

Give off some major Matrix vibes with this LED face changing mask. The possibilities for luminous looks are endless with 2000 LED bulbs that respond lightning fast to various presets, image uploads, sounds, touch, and more.

the killer key

The Killer Key

$14.99

If you want to permanently and completely disable a door lock, the Killer Key is how you do it. The clever design makes it so that once the key is inserted into the lock of your choice, it can never again be removed, thereby permanently disabling the lock.

You Said You Wanted Nothing Gift Box

$10.95

Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!