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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

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The “Hybrid Fangs” style is a customer creation. I decided to call it “Hybrid” for two reasons. Firstly, this style is a hybrid of a number of other fang styles; the canines and bicuspids of the “Interview with the Vampire” style, the lateral incisors of the “Underworld” set, and the lower canines of the Wolf style set. Secondly I call this style “Hybrid” because the general appearance looks more like a vamp/wolf hybrid then anything I’ve ever seen.

Automated Smart Chess Board

$321.84

Challenge anyone in the world to a game of chess – even if they don’t have a board themselves – with this intelligent chess board. It allows you to square off against over 200,000 players from 20 different countries or play against the board’s A.I.

Hidden Camera USB Wall Charger

$59.99

Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.

Sound Effects Controller Attachment

$24.99

Communicate with your fellow gamers more creatively and without saying a single word with help from this sound effects controller attachment. Each of the eleven customizable buttons will play a different sound effect over the in-game voice chat.

Money Filled Soap Bar

$16.99

If bribing is your thing, there’s no better way of getting junior to bathe than with money soap. This ingenious soap contains either a 1, 5, 10 or 20 dollar bill that becomes available once the soap is all used up – your kids will be begging you to let them shower and wash their hands.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$219.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.

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Real Human Bones

$25.00

No longer must you meet up with strange men named Duncan under a bridge to get some top level, genuine human bones. That’s right folks, now you can buy real human bones online – and with free delivery too! What a time to be alive!

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Japanese Floor Mat

$63.85

Instantly transform any spot in your home into a comfy bed with this massive Japanese floor mat. Available in a plethora of color options, this 100% cotton mat comes with a very cushy memory foam filling for utmost comfort.

LED Waterproof Bike Wheel Light

$49.99

Light up the roads with amazing color by outfitting your ride with this LED waterproof bike wheel light. This compact battery operated device is fitted with 32 full color LEDs that will guarantee you’re seen by oncoming traffic and pretty much anyone who crosses your path.

Infinity Cube Fidget Toy

$12.95

Help relieve anxiety and stress during the workday by keeping your hands busy with the infinity cube fidget toy. This plastic cube comes outfitted with small hinges that let you effortlessly alter the shape of the cube single-handedly.

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Handheld Thermal Imager

$395.06

Fix issues at the job site quicker with this handheld thermal imager at your disposal. This must-have for the toolbelt is perfect for everything from HVAC/R and electrical inspections to finding energy loss in the home.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$42.00

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.