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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.

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The “Hybrid Fangs” style is a customer creation. I decided to call it “Hybrid” for two reasons. Firstly, this style is a hybrid of a number of other fang styles; the canines and bicuspids of the “Interview with the Vampire” style, the lateral incisors of the “Underworld” set, and the lower canines of the Wolf style set. Secondly I call this style “Hybrid” because the general appearance looks more like a vamp/wolf hybrid then anything I’ve ever seen.

Fifty Shades Of Chicken Cookbook

$12.12

Satisfy your darkest culinary desires by reading about Miss Chicken in the Fifty Shades of Chicken cookbook. Her exploits with a wealthy, sexy and very hungry chef lead her into risque predicaments that’ll leave you feeling all hot, hungry, and bothered.

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Poseable Dinosaur Lamp

$55.99

This poseable dinosaur lamp will bring some neat prehistoric flair and quaint ambient lighting into your pint-sized dino lover’s room. It’s crafted from black walnut and features poseable limbs so that it can be changed into any position.

Glow In The Dark Bumblebee Blanket

$17.51

Transform your little bedbug into his favorite Autobot by covering him up with this glow in the dark Bumblebee blanket. This brilliantly designed blanket will not only keep him warm and cozy, but comes with two glow in the dark accents that double as a fun night light.

Hogwarts Castle Xmas Tree Topper

$199.99

Give your beautiful tree a magical twist with this Hogwarts Castle Xmas tree topper. Designed like the iconic school of witchcraft and wizardry, this plastic tree topper emits cool lighting and sound effects and even interacts with special Harry Potter storyteller ornaments.

Watch Movement Cufflinks

$555.00

These beautiful watch movement cufflinks are the perfect way to top off your formal ensemble. The exterior of these elegant cufflinks is crafted from 316 stainless steel while the interior consists of an intricate 18k gold plated skeleton design that will surely catch the eye.

Robotic Pet Fish

$34.99

While other pets wither and die, the robotic fish is the one pet you can count on to to stand the test of time – even if you forget to feed it. As long as there’s juice in his batteries, this little guy will happily swim all day and night for your personal enjoyment.

Beetlejuice Adam & Barbara Masks

$41.84

This Halloween, one-up every couple in your town – and the afterlife – by dressing up in these Beetlejuice Adam and Barbara masks. These freaky masks are modeled on the ghoulish faces created by the Maitland’s in their attempt to scare the Deetz family away from their home.

Floating Crocodile Pool Toy

$92.94

Give your pool an exotic ambiance by letting this floating crocodile pool toy loose in the water. This fearsome looking croc measures 30-inches long, is made from weather-proof polystyrene, and features intricate life-like detailing that will surely scare unwanted animals away.

Fluffy Cream Smacktastic Game

$23.99

Put your luck to the test by playing a few rounds of the Fluffy Cream Smacktastic game. In this wildly fun family-friendly game players take turns rolling the dice and cranking the whipped cream-loaded spatula to see if they get smacked with all that fluffy goodness.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.66

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

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1200 Lumen Rover Mobile Task Light

$30.00

Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.