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The Umbrella Hat

$8.99

With the umbrella hat you’ll be able to stay nice and dry while keeping your hands completely free. This functional accessory will not only keep the rain off you, but will also provide excellent UV protection from the sun’s harmful rays.

Sweet Retro Neon Sign

$58.91

Effortlessly add color and style to any dark corner of your home with this “sweet” retro neon sign. The sign features a professional quality design with rich color that shines bright without straining the eyes, making it a perfect addition for home bars, man caves, and more!

Finger Feet

$5.83

You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$9.16

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Bull Mask

$50.43

Bring some excitement to your everyday life by topping off your outfit with this hilarious bull mask. This handsome bull mask features a durable construction and is designed with a cushioned chin brace and large eye holes to ensure maximum comfort.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$36.99

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Black Diamond Knife Block

$99.90

The black diamond knife block brings a touch of style to your kitchen without sacrificing on performance. It features an eye-catching hollow three dimensional geometric base that can house up to eleven kitchen knives.

Hidden Storage Compartment Bed

$498.99

Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.

The Trump Presidential Wall Game

$49.95

Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!

Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

$16.99

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$899.99

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Personal Cooling Mist System

$119.00

This personal cooling mist system will ensure you stay nice and fresh during scorching summer days. It features a lightweight and compact design that straps onto your torso to provide you with a refreshing and cooling mist when you need it most.