Here lies a seasonal abundance of gifts for yourself. So that you may assemble the spookiest or sexiest or grandest Halloween costume in the land, or decorate the most pomp & circumstantial front yard of ghouls and Great Pumpkins and zombies slurping the brains of small children through bone-shaped straws. Find the spookiest Halloween Gifts.
Ramp up your home’s creepiness factor by placing this animated tear apart Tina doll on display. This demonic doll looks like a possessed little girl with haunting eyes that will pierce your soul as she says “My dolly wasn’t nice to me. Are you going to be nice to me?”
Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.
If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space
There are backpacks and then there’s this stunning Iron Man 3D LED backpack. This head-turner of a backpack comes with a giant Iron Man face – complete with a couple of light up eyes – plastered over the entire backside – making it perfect for the comic fan in your life.
Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.
Terrify guests when they walk into your Halloween party by decorating your home with these eerie bloody footprint floor clings. They’re styled like realistic bloody footprints, hand prints, and an blood spatter that’ll make your home look like a gruesome crime scene.
Get away with public intoxication this Halloween by hitting the streets dressed in this drunk piggy back ride costume. This hilarious getup creates the illusion your drunken-self is being carried home by a very kind traditionally dressed Bavarian man.
Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.