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Super Mario Bowsette Costume

$70.00

Bring sexy back to the Mushroom Kingdom with this one-of-a-kind Super Mario Bowsette Costume. This head-turning costume includes the earrings, bracelets, necklace, brooch, wig, and crown complete with the larger than life Bowser horns.

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Super Mario Bowsette Costume cosplay custom made!

This is a full set for Bowsette cosplay with/without the bodice.

Ikea Pendant Lamp

$99.99

Create the illusion of a supernova going off in your home every time you pull the cord and turn on this Ikea pendant lamp. This eye-catching piece features a fragmented spherical design that will give your room style as the light seeps through the parted edges.

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Tree House Dome

$8,500.00

Slumber among the treetops like a creature of the forest inside this treehouse dome. This handmade 13-foot wide hangout that’s cozy as hell is also outfitted with multiple windows to keep it nice and breezy on the inside on hot days.

Mt Fujiyama Beer Glass

$69.12

Pay homage to one of planet Earth’s most iconic landmarks by toasting with this Mt. Fujiyama beer glass. The design of this unique beer glass creates a golden Mount Fujiyama – where the foam mimic’s the mountain’s snow-capped peak.

Ultrasonic Electric Automatic Toothbrush

$36.99

Get the radiant smile you’ve always wanted from the comfort of home with the ultrasonic electric automatic toothbrush. The u-shaped brush contours to your teeth to provide a super deep cleaning to remove up to 100% more plaque and stains than a regular brush.

Champagne Machine Gun

$549.00

Turn up at your next house party in the most baller way imaginable by dousing your guests with the champagne machine gun. Simply load up a magnum-sized bottle, give it a few shakes, and shoot out a 23 foot long stream of your favorite bubbly.

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Offensive Workplace Pens

$11.50

Let people know how you really feel about being at work by jotting down notes with these offensive workplace pens. Each pen in this brightly colored set comes with a cheeky phrase like “I’m starting to feel sick tomorrow, that’s not my job, and oh, for f*cks sake.”

Extreme Chores Video Game

$4.71

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.

Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men

$7.99

Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.

Swing Blades

$73.38

These swing blades are perfect for collectors and outdoor enthusiasts alike. These heavy-duty tactical knives are crafted from stainless steel and feature a razor-sharp black blade along with ergonomically designed handles that use non-skit materials.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

Garden Claw Gloves

$5.33

Transform your hands into rugged digging machines with these garden claw gloves. These rugged and versatile gloves not only provide protection, but come fitted with durable ABS plastic claws so that you can easily plow through the dirt without any additional tools.

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Performance Grade Foam Dart Blaster

$64.98

Hone your aim by arming yourself with the Lightning Bug performance-grade foam dart blaster! Completely 3D-printed in PETG, this custom blaster boasts a series of motors and flywheels that will shoot half-length foam darts at over 140 fps!