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World Champion Dick Trophy
$9.15Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.
Hybrid Tent Hammock
$199.00Turn virtually any terrain into the ideal campsite by heading out with this hybrid tent hammock. The innovative and functional design allows you to suspend your shelter using the trees around you – so you can stay safe from threats on the ground while sleeping.
Bull Mask
$50.43Bring some excitement to your everyday life by topping off your outfit with this hilarious bull mask. This handsome bull mask features a durable construction and is designed with a cushioned chin brace and large eye holes to ensure maximum comfort.
Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs
$29.95Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.
Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp
$599.99This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.
Inflatable Speed Boat
$519.98Become the life of the party next time you hit the water by showing up with this inflatable speed boat. This giant inflatable comes with both a front and rear lounging area and is also equipped with sturdy side handles and built-in cup holders so that your drink is always close by.
Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop
$24.96Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!
X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight
$600.50The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.
Emergency Breathing System
$39.99Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.
Blanket Fort Building Kit
$25.49With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.