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Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone

$47.56

Give your room some serious retro vibes by chatting it up using this vintage hot pink lips telephone. This vibrant landline telephone is in mint condition and will make a totally bitchin’ addition for the home of any Millenial or Gen-Xer.

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Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone

Vintage NOS Hot Pink Lips Phone, Vintage Pop Art Pink Lips Dial Phone, Lips Telephone, pop art phone, Land Line Telephone.

Vintage New Old Stock magnificent pink hot lips telephone.
The lower lip contains the phone functions, the upper lip is the receiver.

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