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Bazooka Water Gun

$19.97

Ensure victory by refilling less than your opponent by using this bazooka water gun instead of a standard Super Soaker. The inventive design features a nozzle that allows you to screw on almost any plastic bottle and fire a stream of water up to 30 feet away.

Inflatable Sumo Surf Suit

$125.42

Experience the watery ride of your life by going down a wave inside this inflatable sumo surf suit. This brightly colored suit envelops you in a bouncy float that makes you completely buoyant so that you can glide with ease over the water’s surface.

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup

$14.95

Keep others from talking to you before you’ve gotten your caffeine fix by sipping your brew from the “shuh duh fuh cup”. The not-so-subtle caption along with the cute little unicorn flipping everyone off will ensure your coworkers leave you alone in the mornings.

Giant Liquor Flask

$19.95

Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!

Scare Box Spider Prank

$3.19

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.

Fart Gas Neutralizing Pads

$19.95

Kiss the days of having to control your flatulence goodbye by using one of these fart gas neutralizing pads. They adhere discreetly to clothing and contain antimicrobial activated charcoal technology that kill the stench before innocent bystanders suffer.

Baby Crib Dribbler

$7.32

Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.

These Cards Will Get You Drunk Game

$15.99

Lower everyone’s inhibitions in record time by bringing out These Cards Will Get You Drunk. In this wildly entertaining card game for 2 to 8 players you and your friends will take turns drawing cards and competing against each other to see who comes out on top.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Brain Teasing Puzzle Gift Card Holder

$7.95

Make your buddy work for their gift by giving their brain muscles a workout with this brain teasing puzzle gift card holder. In order to access the goods inside, they’ll have to complete the puzzle maze. It’s the perfect gift for just about any occasion.

How Not To Kill Your Baby Book

$39.74

Keeping your baby alive is no easy task. They are weak, defenseless, and act like little drunk people. To help you on this daunting task is the “How Not To Kill Your Baby” instructional booklet. In no time at all you’ll be an expert of your child’s survival.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$24.99

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.