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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

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Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings – all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.

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Black Spider-Man Symbiote Suit

$117.00

Become the embodiment of everyone’s favorite web-slinger by suiting up in this black Spider-Man symbiote suit. This amazing costume is made of a stretchy and skintight elastic fabric that facilitates movement while showing off your superhero-like physique.

Collapsible Storage Containers

Collapsible Storage Containers

$39.99

Make day-to-day activities a little easier on yourself by transporting whatever you need in these collapsible storage containers. These sturdy crates pop open in a snap and can be flattened out just as easily to save on storage space.

Bottle Cap Gun

$5.99

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

Hidden Camera USB Wall Charger

$119.00

Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.

Giant Liquor Flask

$12.25

Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$89.99

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

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Safety Light Curtains

$185.00

These safety light curtains will make any industrial setting with dangerous equipment far safer for workers. Whenever anything – like a hand or other body part – pushes past the horizontal beams of infrared light, the device sets off an alarm to warn of impending danger.

Privacy Bed Tent

$129.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Hidden Camera Detector Tool

$148.00

Ensure nothing you do or say is being recorded without your consent or knowledge by scanning every room you enter with this hidden camera detector tool. It features 6 LED strobe lights that will bounce off and detect any camera lenses that may be hidden around the room.

Convection BBQ Smoker

$249.99

This convection BBQ smoker is perfect for cooking up everything from a rack of mouth-watering ribs to an entire juicy turkey. It features a solid stainless steel construction and will cook your meal in half the time as a traditional smoker.

CineMood Portable Movie Theater

$223.29

Turn any location into your private theater with the CineMood portable movie theater. This compact smart mini projector allows you to access popular streaming platforms and comes loaded with 120 hours of kid friendly entertainment, making it a road trip essential.

Cigar Holding Glass

$24.95

Avoid having to put down your stogie every time you want to wet your whistle by drinking out of this cigar holding glass. This home bar must-have is ergonomically designed to securely hold your favorite cigar in place.