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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

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Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings – all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.

Stuffed Waffle Iron

$99.00

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow

$35.97

Give your bedroom a bit of A-list Hollywood flair with this stunning Nicolas Cage sequin pillow. With an effortless stroke of your hand along its surface, the eye-catching shimmering sequin design will give way to an image of the one true God’s flawless face.

The Walking Dead Michonne’s Katana

$339.99

Unless you’re lucky enough to run into Rick and the gang, the Walking Dead Michonne themed katana is your best bet for surviving the apocalypse. This beautifully hand crafted sword stretches 40″ from end to end – but most importantly – it never runs out of ammo.

Aquarium Night Stand Table

$700.54

Breathe a little life into your room’s drab decor by upgrading your pad with the aquarium night stand table. The night stand provides ample room for your things and will have your fishies at the height of luxury as they swim around this tempered glass night stand.

Assorted Japanese Candy Pack

$20.95

Treat your sweet tooth to a sampling of the Far East with this bag of assorted Japanese candy. This giant bag comes packed with 34 packs of 27 different hard candies, gummies, and crackers that are guaranteed to satisfy any palate.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

$28.99

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.

Perfect Temperature Coffee Mug

$129.95

Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.

Mechanical Paper Airplane Launcher Kit

$35.95

Watch your paper airplanes soar further than ever before by getting them air-bound using this mechanical paper airplane launcher kit. The kit includes 198 pieces and 2 paper airplanes plus a glider so that you can launch them once you put everything together.

U.S. Treasury Two Dollar Bills

$17.78

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

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Super Strong Portable Door Lock

$9.95

Keep any door completely secure by locking it with this super strong portable door lock. As thin as an envelope, this compact lock can be easily installed or removed in mere seconds – making it a must-have security and privacy tool while traveling.

Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$18.94

This Swiss Miss pumpkin spice hot cocoa is the palate pleasing beverage that’ll send your taste buds on a one-way ride to pleasure town. The combination of premium imported cocoa and pumpkin will delight and make this your new favorite fall drink.