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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

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Please note: This is an empty prank gift box. Shower Margarita machines are not real. The ultimate joke gift box designed to look like a real, upscale product box for an absolutely ludicrous product that doesn’t really exist.
Every panel is a hilarious parody of product info, selling points, instructions and warnings – all of which appear at first glance to be plausible.

Six Pack Abs Training

$314.99

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger.

Spherical Food Converter

$169.99

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

The Beefer High Temperature Grill

$699.00

Ensure your prime cuts of meat are cooked to mouth-watering perfection every time by sticking them inside the Beefer high temperature grill. This German-made grill utilizes a top-down heating method to cook at the optimum grilling temperature – 1500°F.

Portable Water Turbine USB Charger

$129.99

Harness the power of water to keep your devices powered up using this portable water turbine USB charger. This camping must-have allows you to use rivers and streams in order to generate power that you can then use to juice up your electronics.

70 MPH NERF Gun

$125.00

Guarantee your team comes out victorious by arming yourself with this 70 MPH NERF gun. Viewed as the crown jewel of the NERF arsenal, it holds 12 NERFS balls per magazine, has flip up sights for added accuracy, and has a trigger lock for additional safety.

Life Size LEGO Bricks

$213.00

Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.

Chicken Harness And Leash

$13.99

It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.

Nite Ize Waterproof Wallet

$19.80

When you venture into the great outdoors, the only way to ensure your valuables remain dry is to stick them inside the Nite Ize waterproof wallet. It boasts a rugged dust and waterproof zipper and is large enough to easily fit IDs, credit cards, keys, and other small essentials.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$459.99

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$699.99

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$17.99

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

T-Rex Shower Head

$36.15

Give bath time a prehistoric touch when you liven up your tub’s appearance with the 3D printed T-Rex shower head. Kids and dino enthusiasts alike will love watching their favorite dinosaur spew a revitalizing stream of water from its mouth.