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The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

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Stretchy anti-radiation Silver-coated nylon skull cap with ear flaps is lightweight and breathes nicely. Comfortable enough to wear year-round while sleeping, thin enough to be worn under a conventional hat or all on its own.

The Pimple Popping Game

$10.00

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Halo Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet

$549.99

Transform yourself into Master Chief by hitting the streets wearing this Halo Master Chief motorcycle helmet. This DOT-approved helmet comes with features such as a glove-friendly opening mechanism and front air intakes to reduce fogging.

Sticker Toilet Plunger

$19.30

Unclogging your toilet is easier than ever thanks to this sticker toilet plunger. Instead of having to insert a plunger into poop-ridden water, simply place the sticker over the toilet and flush to create an air bubble – then push down on the bubble to unclog the toilet.

Sweet To Scary Stuffed Animals

$19.99

Feisty Pets are a set of stuffed animals that you can use to prank people by turning them from happy and cute, to angry and pissed in a split second. Feisty Pets come in a ton of different animals types to choose from, including monkeys, unicorns, pandas, and a lot more.

Portable Crock Pot Food Warmer

$40.00

Don’t settle for microwave-heated meals any longer! Thanks to the portable Crock Pot food warmer, while you slave away at your desk you can rest easy knowing that a delicious piping-hot meal is waiting for you when your lunch break arrives.

Spinning Rave Orbital

$24.99

Kick it into high gear and create mind-bending visuals for your fellow ravers and party-goers using this spinning rave orbital. Apart from the nearly indestructible polycarbonate shell it boasts a 10+ hour battery life and 9 professionally engineered display modes.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

Roll Out Memory Foam Floor Mattress

$159.95

Ensure you sleep in total comfort even if you’re forced to rough it on the floor by laying down on this roll out memory foam mattress. It rolls out in seconds, comes with a non-slip bottom, and features a 3-inch thick memory foam layer for utmost comfort.

The No Pressure Head Bed

$92.75

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

Wall Mounted Computer Desk

$351.63

Maximize the space in your home with this wall mounted computer desk. The practical design allows you to install it on any sturdy wall in your home – providing you with extra space to work or eat. It can also fold down so that it remains out of the way when it’s not in use.

Remote Control Jeep Wrangler

$388.34

While other dinky toys get stuck in mere grass, the R/C Jeep Wrangler trudges through the toughest conditions mother nature throws its way. This scaled down Jeep Wrangler brings all the fun of a real Jeep without requiring a driver’s license to operate it.

Don’t Step In The Poop Game

$15.33

Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.