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The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.

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Stretchy anti-radiation Silver-coated nylon skull cap with ear flaps is lightweight and breathes nicely. Comfortable enough to wear year-round while sleeping, thin enough to be worn under a conventional hat or all on its own.

Hundred Dollar Bills Bean Bag

$172.12

Experience what it’s like to be rich enough to be able to sleep on your money when you lay on the hundred dollar bills bean bag chair. It’s puffy, extremely comfy, and comes designed to look like a fat stack of Benjamins – a must-have for any aspiring baller.

The Cooling Fan Necktie

$29.45

Stay breezy throughout the long workday by topping off your corporate ensemble with the cooling fan necktie. This stylish and functional tie is embedded with a small USB powered fan that you can conveniently control with an “on/off” switch.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$100.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$219.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

Anatomical LEGO Brick Man

$38.99

Make playtime a little creepy for everyone involved by pulling out this Anatomical LEGO brick man. Standing 5″ tall, this jumbo brick man comes with a half transparent body that reveals his innards and that you can open up in order to dissect him. Wholesome fun for everyone!

Uberlube Luxury Lubricant

$20.00

Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$20.00

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$624.99

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica

Jurassic Park Mosquito Cane Replica

$140.00

No expense has been spared on the production of this Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica. The cane has been expertly crafted to look identical to John Hammond’s now iconic walking aid that displays a prehistoric mosquito trapped in amber.

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Chicken Leg Socks

$9.98

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Skate Deck Underglow LED Lights

$48.99

Turn heads when you’re tearing up the streets at night by outfitting your board with these skate deck underglow LED lights. These compact battery operated lights come with an adhesive backing that makes them remarkably easy to stick onto your board.

Scare Box Spider Prank

$6.85

Scare the pants off your favorite arachnophobe with this scare box spider prank. This unassuming plywood box comes with a slide-off lid that can easily be pulled back to instantly release an eerie looking arachnid guaranteed to give your victim a good scare.