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Survival Prepper Subscription Box

$27.99

If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.

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You want survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour our catalog looking for the best stuff?
Great way to build a bug-out bag with amazing gear!

The Snow Skateboard

$165.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

Farfalloni Pot Grips

$15.90

Make your tedious cooking routine a little more fun and whimsical with these farfalloni pot grips. These cleverly designed pot grippers measure 4.3″ x 3.5″ x 1.5″ and come with a non-slip surface to ensure a secure hold when handling scalding hot plates, pots, and pans.

tarantula bed set

Tarantula Bedding Set

$39.99

Nothing will guarantee a restful night’s sleep quite like sleeping wrapped up in these tarantula bedding set. Each piece of this microfiber set sports a massive and very detailed depiction of a tarantula, making this a fabulous addition for any arachnophobe’s room.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$13.85

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser

$6.29

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.

Amazon Alexa Smart Ring

$129.99

Keep Alexa on-hand – literally – by slipping the Amazon Alexa smart ring on your finger. This sleek and understated ring makes daily life easier by allowing you to do everything from setting reminders and making quick calculations to placing calls.

The Most Stuf Oreo Cookies

$17.99

Oreo has just introduced the most disconcertingly plump cookie known to man – the Most Stuf cookies! Each cookie comes crammed with three times the amount of creme as a regular Oreo for an unforgettably gluttonous experience!

Modern Capture The Flag Game

$49.90

Experience a classic pastime in a whole new light by engaging in a rousing game of modern capture the flag. Instead of an actual flag, you play with a visually dynamic compact light up ball – making it ideal for night time matches.

Rainbow Sprinkler

$29.99

Help your kids beat the heat in style by setting up the rainbow sprinkler in your yard. This colorful sprinkler conveniently connects to any garden hose, is made from a soft yet heavy-duty PVC material, and is inflatable so it’s remarkably easy to store when not in use.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.95

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

Travel Security Belt

$15.99

Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.

Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica

Jurassic Park Mosquito Cane Replica

$140.00

No expense has been spared on the production of this Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica. The cane has been expertly crafted to look identical to John Hammond’s now iconic walking aid that displays a prehistoric mosquito trapped in amber.