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Sling Shoulder Crossbody Bag

$39.99

Ensure your essentials are there when you need them by keeping them organized in this sling shoulder crossbody bag. This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

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This sling comes with enough storage space for everything from your keys to your smartphone, while still maintaining a slim profile.

Rambo R1000XP Extreme Power Bike

$1,899.99

If it’s power and stealth that you’re looking for, the Rambo R1000XP extreme power bike will deliver! It comes equipped with fat high traction tires ideal for off-roading, a powerful 750W motor with a top speed of 20 mph, and a range of 19 miles.

Alpaca Hug Pillow

$27.99

As far as snuggle buddies go, you won’t find a better one than this insanely cute alpaca hug pillow. This adorably designed pillow is disguised like a super soft and huggable little alpaca that you can cuddle with for hours on end.

The Personal Foot Massager

$201.56

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Bigfoot Statue

$125.99

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.

Tabletop Horse Racing Game

$84.00

Get your fix – even if you can’t make it to the tracks – by playing the ponies using this tabletop horse racing game. This thrilling game is carefully handmade using the highest quality materials to ensure countless nights of family fun.

The Gift Of Nothing

$23.98

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

Screenholder Shower Curtain

$22.96

Watch, play, and listen to your phone or tablet by placing them inside this screenholder shower curtain. It comes outfitted with several waterpoof pockets so that you can do everything from watching Netflix to posting inappropriate selfies on Snapchat.

Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game

$26.20

Get everyone hammered in record time by commencing the festivities with Drop Shot – the Russian roulette drinking game. Simply roll the dice and whatever number you get is how many times you crank the handle to see if the shot will randomly drop into your mouth!

Eat A D*ck Parody Bumper Sticker

$7.99

Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.

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Winter Trapper Hat

$20.99

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

The Radiation Shielding Brain Helmet

$55.00

Keep Big Brother from infiltrating your brain by wearing the radiation shielding brain helmet over your noggin. This nylon skull cap comes with fashionable earflaps and is coated with silver in order to prevent radio frequency waves from creeping into your head.