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Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 System

$679.04

What’s your internet connection worth to you? Well, if it’s in the $700 range then the Orbi Mesh WiFi 6 system is just for you. This top-tier router casts a large 5,000 square foot net of coverage which will effectively eliminate dead zones in your home.

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Orbi Wi-Fi 6 is a tri-band Wi-Fi System built with the latest and fastest Wi-Fi 6 technology to provide the ultimate smart home experience with Wi-Fi coverage and connection capacity beyond belief. Keep all Wi-Fi connections strong, in every room, All the time with enough bandwidth for all your devices, Multiple 4K/8K UHD streaming, music for your Wi-Fi connected speakers, Fast online game play, Smart lights, Wi-Fi security devices and more. Dedicated quad-stream Wi-Fi 6 backhaul allows for streaming 4K or 8K videos without delay. Ideal for Gigabit and Multi-Gigabit Internet speed service, supporting up to 2.5Gbps download speeds. Place the satellite anywhere in your home to get Gigabit speeds where you want them.
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Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Samurai Sword Cake Cutter

$11.23

Slice your pastries with warrior-like skill and precision using this samurai sword cake cutter. This creatively designed kitchen accessory is made from sturdy polypropylene plastic and is completely dishwasher safe for easy cleanup.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$699.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

Spinning Rave Orbital

$24.99

Kick it into high gear and create mind-bending visuals for your fellow ravers and party-goers using this spinning rave orbital. Apart from the nearly indestructible polycarbonate shell it boasts a 10+ hour battery life and 9 professionally engineered display modes.

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Nirvanson Shirt

$9.60

Show what a hardcore music fan you really are by strutting your stuff in this Nirvanson shirt. The shirt depicts a black and white image of the seminal ’90s grunge trio along with their name, making it an excellent addition to any rocker’s wardrobe.

Cooling Fan Jacket

$99.99

Who needs central AC when you can walk around with this cooling fan jacket? This innovative and functional piece is waterproof, anti-UV, breathable, and is fitted with 2 small fans which pump cool air into the interior so that you can remain nice and breezy throughout the day.

Ten Person Cabin Tent

$370.36

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$13,495.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

Gamer’s Console iPhone Case

$19.90

If you love classic games, there’s no better way to protect your smartphone than using this gamer’s console iPhone case. The backside features a fully functional Game Boy inspired console where you can play games like Super Mario and Tetris.

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Balance Board

$269.00

Get a heart-pumping core workout without needing a whole room of machines using this balance board. This lightweight and portable piece of exercise equipment is designed to help increase flexibility, range of motion, and blood flow in addition to balance and posture.

Creepy Coin Eating Bank

$10.99

Teach your children the horrifying lessons of financial responsibility with the creepy coin eating bank. This traumatizing device features an anthropomorphic abomination that devours coins while the lifeless doll-like eyes stare directly into your soul.

Alexa Enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass

$69.99

The most iconic novelty gift of all time has just become smart – introducing the the Alexa enabled Big Mouth Billy Bass! He can sing and dance to the classic “Fishing Time” song or to music played through Amazon Music, and moves his mouth when Alexa speaks.