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Offensive Business Cards
$8.45
Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
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Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
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