Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.
The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.
Whether you want to hone your aim or are looking for a handy self-defense weapon, this ballistic dart launcher is just what you want. It is crafted from a solid piece of 440C stainless steel and is capable of quickly and quietly firing the slim darts as far away as thirty feet.
Upgrade your everyday carry by adding this sawback tactical Bowie knife to your collection. This ultra versatile folding knife boasts a razor sharp 3.5″ serrated stainless steel blade along with life-saving features like a glass breaker and a seatbelt cutter.
Keep your crew’s snacks and beverages handy at all times by placing them on this folding tailgating table. It folds out to provide you with a secure place to rest your chips and four beer bottles on and even comes with a small insulated cooler compartment on the bottom.