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Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

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Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Boppi The Booty Shakin Llama

$28.47

Keep that body looking tight and right with Boppi, the booty shaking llama. This adorable and energetic little battery operated llama will shimmy, shake, and twerk her body and head for your entertainment and physical health.

Fingerprint Gun Safe

$201.69

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Magnetic Balance Lamp

$50.99

Bring a little magic into your life by lighting your bedroom with this magnetic balance lamp. Available in either a circular, oval, or square design, each model features a magnetic switch that hangs mid-air while the light runs along the interior of the frame.

Galaxy In A Crystal Ball

$11.99

Marvel at the majesty of our cosmos by placing this galaxy in a crystal ball on your desktop. This 2.4″ diameter laser engraved crystal sphere depicts a spiral galaxy as seen from a great distance, making this a great accent piece for any science geek.

Big Box Of Ladybugs

$39.99

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.

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Personalized Your Face In A Jar

$19.00

Make your home a creepier place for those who visit, by leaving them uneasy with this personalized jar of your face. This disturbing piece of decor makes it appear like your head has been severed and stuffed into a mason jar.

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Crawling Zombie Solar Lamp

$35.54

This crawling zombie solar lamp will create a frightfully enchanting ambiance in your yard once the sun goes down. This energy-saving lamp charges with sunlight and will add instant ambiance to any corner of your yard. A must-have for all horror-movie buffs.

Wingman Shot Glass

$9.95

Leave no man behind when you and your best pal hit up the local watering holes armed with the wingman shot glass. Whether your buddy wants to or not, they’re sharing in your legendary night of inebriation as they are forced to match you shot for shot.

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Ice Barrel Bathtub

$1,199.97

Enjoy the health benefits of ice baths by purchasing this ice barrel bathtub for your home. This cold therapy device is made from plastic so it’s durable and easy to maintain, making it an excellent addition to the home of any athlete.

Below Cabinet Kitchen Vacuum

$126.42

This below cabinet kitchen vacuum makes it remarkably easy to keep your kitchen floors immaculate. The vacuum installs discreetly under your kitchen cabinet without taking up any additional space, so you don’t have to bend over with a dustpan.

FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

$24.95

Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.

Laughing Aunt Minnie Planter

$79.98

Make your lush garden look livelier than ever using these laughing Aunt Minnie planters. These weather-resistant planters can hold a 6-inch diameter pot and come with an internal drainage system which makes them great for indoor or outdoor use.