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Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
Bring a little old school charm to your modern setup with this retro typewriter inspired mechanical keyboard. This water and dust resistant keyboard features typewriter style rounded keys with a chrome plated body and key caps.
You’ve seen hands on fingers before, now, feast your eyes on finger feet! Available in various skin tones, each set comes with a small left and right plastic foot that will snugly fit over your fingertips so that you can strut your stuff in style when boredom strikes.
Terrorize the good citizens of LEGO Town with the full brunt of the Empire by commissioning the construction of the LEGO Death Star. Once built, this intricate structure boasts an incredible array of characters, sets and moving parts that provide hours of fun.
Become the embodiment of everyone’s favorite web-slinger by suiting up in this black Spider-Man symbiote suit. This amazing costume is made of a stretchy and skintight elastic fabric that facilitates movement while showing off your superhero-like physique.
Avoid constantly looking for your lighter every time you want to light up by keeping it handy at all times with this USB lighter watch. When you want to spark up, the sleek face slides off to the side to reveal a small useful lighter.
This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.
Give guests something to talk about when they visit by adding the Beautiful Chickens coffee table book to your collection. Italian photographers Moreno Monti and Matteo Tranchellini exquisitely capture the raw beauty of 62 of the most photogenic chickens you’ve ever seen.
Pay homage to your favorite Avenger by getting behind the controls of the DJI Tello Iron Man drone. The drone can fly for 13 minutes on a single charge, has a 330-foot range, and features an exterior shell that is modeled after Tony Stark’s iconic gold and red Iron Man suit.
Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!
If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.