Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
Become the embodiment of everyone’s favorite web-slinger by suiting up in this black Spider-Man symbiote suit. This amazing costume is made of a stretchy and skintight elastic fabric that facilitates movement while showing off your superhero-like physique.
Don’t miss out on the unmatched taste of grilled meats and veggies just because you don’t have a backyard or grill. Using this indoor smokeless BBQ grill you’ll conveniently be able to prepare everything from juicy pork chops and salmon to delicious grilled veggies.
This full body resistance training suit proves that you don’t need an expensive gym membership to get a heart-pumping workout. After strapping the lightweight harness, the extending rubber bands will provide added resistance to your entire body.
Give guests something to talk about when they visit by adding the Beautiful Chickens coffee table book to your collection. Italian photographers Moreno Monti and Matteo Tranchellini exquisitely capture the raw beauty of 62 of the most photogenic chickens you’ve ever seen.
Pay homage to your favorite Avenger by getting behind the controls of the DJI Tello Iron Man drone. The drone can fly for 13 minutes on a single charge, has a 330-foot range, and features an exterior shell that is modeled after Tony Stark’s iconic gold and red Iron Man suit.
If you’re in the market for survival and prepper gear but don’t want to have to constantly scour the web for supplies, the survival prepper subscription box is your solution. Every month you will get a box packed with goodies like a machete, paracord, and a first aid kit.