Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
Work more efficiently on your next project by carrying this magnetizer and demagnetizer box in your toolbox. This useful tool will magnetize steel tools such as drill bits and screwdrivers so that your screws will stay in place as you’re driving them in.
From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.
Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.
Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.
Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.
Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.
Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.
Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.
The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.