Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.
Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.
Have fun at the expense of your favorite loud-mouthed merc by spicing up your shindig with the Deadpool vs. The World party game. Players take turns filling in the blanks on each of the graphic cards that depict Deadpool in a series of strange and unsightly situations.
ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.
Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!
Put your little Star Wars fan in the drivers seat by letting him create his own intergalactic adventure with this Star Wars build your own video game set. They’ll be able to layout, design, and configure their very own story using beloved characters from the series.
Take the hard work out of cooking by preparing your tasty meals using the Amazon Smart Oven. It boasts a temperature probe to help you cook your meal to perfection, voice control, comes with over 30 presets, and can be used to warm, cook, air fry, or microwave.
Keep your man cave or entertainment room fun while maintaining your home’s elegant decor with this beautiful reclaimed wood iron foosball table. It features a robust iron base that’s complemented by a gorgeous top part constructed from solid reclaimed hardwood.