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Offensive Business Cards

$8.45

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

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Stay classy while still speaking your mind with these offensive business cards. With eight different types of insults included, you’ll have an insult for a variety of situations. The offensive business cards include the following templates:- You smell- You suck at parking- Your tattoos are dumb- Your service is terrible (for waiters)- Santa isn’t real- You’re ugly- You’re an idiot- Stop being a sissy. Each of these templates is split up evenly over 100 cards total.

Magnetizer & Demagnetizer Box

$17.99

Work more efficiently on your next project by carrying this magnetizer and demagnetizer box in your toolbox. This useful tool will magnetize steel tools such as drill bits and screwdrivers so that your screws will stay in place as you’re driving them in.

Everything Is Fucked

$13.76

From the author of the mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope – Everything is Fucked. He draws from a pool of psychological research to examine the countless calamities occurring in the world today.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Google Pixelbook Go

$649.00

The Google Pixelbook Go was built to keep up with your on-the-go lifestyle. This lightweight and ultra portable laptop comes with a 13.3-inch touchscreen, 8th-gen Intel core i7, 16 GB RAM, and an impressive battery life of 12 hours.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Hidden Storage Compartment Bed

$795.00

Use your bedroom’s space more efficiently than ever by storing all your stuff inside this hidden storage compartment bed. The mattress lifts up to reveal a discreet yet ample space that you can use for storing anything from clothes to books, or spare linens.

Life Size LEGO Bricks

$172.00

Make your childhood fantasy a reality by converting the world around you into real LEGO-like structures by using these life size building bricks. You’ll be able to construct giant structures and real functional furniture – the only limit is your imagination.

Ride-on Trump Halloween Costume

$135.00

Halloween has become filled with creative, hilarious, and pop-culture filled references that are putting a drain on America. Are you looking to make Halloween great again? This ride-on Trump Halloween costume will do the trick. Made to look like Donald J.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.33

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

X9R Marauder 25,000 Lumen Flashlight

$600.50

The insanely powerful X9R Marauder 25,000 lumen flashlight will turn the dead of night into high noon. Capable of lighting up to 689 yards, it comes with 8 brightness settings and a rechargeable battery that can power the flashlight for up to 27 hours.

This Book Is A Camera

$39.62

If you’ve been bit by the shutterbug, This Book Is A Camera is a must-have! It comes with a working pop-up 4″ x 5″ pinhole lens camera that helps demonstrate how it can tap into the intrinsic properties of light to produce a photograph.

Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$13.95

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.