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Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

$13.99

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

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Starburst – strawberry, lemon, orange, cherry and more … One Full Pound in a Heat Sealed Bag for Freshness.
Delicious yellow,red, pink flavored Starburst in a 1 pound resealable bag.
Approximately 90 pieces per order.

Over-The-Door Neck Stretcher

$43.59

Forget the chiropractor and relieve bodily pain yourself using the over-the-door neck stretcher. This portable device features a durable metallic design, can be easily adjusted, and is great for treating all kinds of neck, back, and shoulder discomfort.

Donald Trump Pen Holder

$19.97

Give the Orange Sphincter a piece of your mind by lodging your pen firmly up this Donald Trump pen holder’s bum. This pen holder/paperweight comes dressed in his signature navy blue suit and red tie while sporting his “Make America Great Again” cap.

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Open Hand Fireball Launcher

$149.95

Launch face-melting bursts of flames that’ll leave your audience in awe using this open hand fireball launcher. Made with discretion in mind, the compact size makes it easy to conceal and it can also shoot up to two fire balls simultaneously.

Meow The Book For Cats

$9.00

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The Mandalorian Electronic Helmet

$134.76

Whether you’re looking to cosplay or add to your geeky collection, this wearable Mandalorian electronic helmet is the piece you’ve been searching for. This faithfully recreated helmet features an adjustable fit and interior padding to ensure a snug fit.

Rainbow Light Projector

$39.99

Project an awe inspiring double rainbow anywhere in your home with this rainbow light projector. Perfect for brightening up a kid’s room with a beautiful display of colors, the rainbow light projector will have your children crying tears of joy.

Bottle Cap Gun

$9.44

Don’t throw out those bottle caps, because now you can recycle them into precious ammo! With a capacity for shooting bottle caps over 16 feet with the push of a button, you’ll be able to annoy anyone in the room without having to get up from your seat.

OrCam Artificial Intelligence Assistive Reader

OrCam Artificial Intelligence Reader

$1,990.00

OrCam Read is the revolutionary new gadget that utilizes AI to read large amounts of texts out loud so that you don’t have to. Simply point to the text you want to read, and this incredibly useful device will instantly being reading the entire text to you.

Game Driven RGB Lighting PC Speakers

$345.00

Enhance your viewing experience with these game driven RGB lighting PC speakers. Each of the two compact speakers come with built-in RGB LEDs that project a dynamic glow of light based on what’s playing on your screen.

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Nicolas Cage American Gothic Pillow

$16.83

This Nicolas Cage American gothic pillow is simultaneously glorious and terrifying. This superb addition for the home mashes up the iconic American Gothic painting with beloved thespian Nick Cage to bring a unique conversation piece into your home.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Goal Zero Solar Panels

$149.95

Harnessing the power of the sun is easier than ever with these Goal Zero solar panels. Crafted from strong tempered glass, these monocrystalline solar panels are lightweight, weatherproof, and come with a handy kickstand so that you can place them at the ideal angle.