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World’s Smallest Stun Gun

$18.40

Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.

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PACKS A POWERFUL PUNCH – The Guard Dog Hornet mini stun gun may be small enough to conceal in a hand but don’t let the size fool you. This little stun gun features a 6 million volt and 3.6 milliamp zap that will stop any attacker.
LET THERE BE LIGHT AND SOUND – This handheld stun gun also provides three powerful built-in LED flashlights that will illuminate the darkest corner. When deployed, the shock also emits a loud zapping noise.
SO CONVENIENT– This is the best stun gun for your daily protection needs. The built-in keychain makes it ultra-convenient to clip the Hornet stun gun case to your keys for easy access and the battery has a built-in plug for recharging.
THE WORLD’S SMALLEST STUN GUN – Weighing less than 2 ounces and only about .50 inches in thickness and 4 inches in height, the Hornet is your best choice for a concealed and discreet self-defense stun gun.

Hand Shocking Lie Detector

$18.21

Stop checking your man’s phone while he sleeps – go the professional route by interrogating him with help from the hand shocking lie detector. Only the truth will set your baby daddy free and keep him from getting shocked should he decide to answer dishonestly.

Omen X Virtual Reality Gaming Backpack

$1,699.99

Strap on the Omen X virtual reality gaming backpack and immerse yourself completely in the virtual world. The backpack allows you to move freely while you play and comes with 4 external battery packs that you can easily swap out during game play.

TASER Pulse Smart Stun Gun

$499.99

Deter any would-be attacker with ruthless efficiency using the TASER Pulse smart stun gun! This handy little stun gun features a super compact design that makes it remarkably easy to carry discreetly and will immediately dispatch an emergency call when the trigger is pulled.

All-In-One Tire Changing Kit

$134.99

Make life a little easier on yourself by upgrading your outdated car jack to the all-in-one tire changing kit. The kit includes a powerful hydraulic jack that’ll lift your car in under a minute and can double as an inflator pump so that you can fill your tires with air.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$1,791.35

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.

Batman Sleep Mask

$15.99

Give your mundane naps a bit of superhero flair by covering your peepers with this Batman sleep mask. This 3D sleep mask features a unique contour design around the eye cavities for zero pressure on the eyes and nose as you slumber.

Darth Vader Motorcycle Helmet

$386.03

Stay safe and fashionable in true Imperial fashion as you roll down the streets on your bike by protecting your noggin using this Darth Vader motorcycle helmet. Styled like Vader’s iconic helmet, it features an anti-fog insert and a wide sun visor for improved peripheral vision.

Air To Water Generator

$1,679.44

With droughts and water restrictions becoming an ever-growing challenge, the AquaBoy Pro II air to water generator seems like a must-have for every home. Everyday it makes 2-5 gallons of purified great tasting water right out of thin air.

Alcohol Vaporizing Pump

$19.99

Enjoy the fun and debauchery of alcohol without those nasty hangovers by getting shit-faced with this alcohol vaporizing pump. This calorie-free method of alcohol consumption lets you savor your spirit’s rich taste while eliminating the risk of hangovers the next day.

Cloud Ceiling Lamp

$184.99

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

Trump Toilet Brush

$13.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

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