Stay protected without drawing too much attention to yourself by toting around the world’s smallest stun gun. Although it’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand, this tiny little guy packs a powerful 6,000,000 volt punch that’ll stop anyone on their tracks.
PACKS A POWERFUL PUNCH – The Guard Dog Hornet mini stun gun may be small enough to conceal in a hand but don’t let the size fool you. This little stun gun features a 6 million volt and 3.6 milliamp zap that will stop any attacker.
LET THERE BE LIGHT AND SOUND – This handheld stun gun also provides three powerful built-in LED flashlights that will illuminate the darkest corner. When deployed, the shock also emits a loud zapping noise.
SO CONVENIENT– This is the best stun gun for your daily protection needs. The built-in keychain makes it ultra-convenient to clip the Hornet stun gun case to your keys for easy access and the battery has a built-in plug for recharging.
THE WORLD’S SMALLEST STUN GUN – Weighing less than 2 ounces and only about .50 inches in thickness and 4 inches in height, the Hornet is your best choice for a concealed and discreet self-defense stun gun.
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