Rules For Not Giving A Fuck$8.13
The writing that composes this “Rules for Not Giving a Fuck” print are words to live by. Available in a variety of different sizes, this excellent housewarming gift and cheeky print and conversation starter will instantly add pizzazz to any wall it’s hung on.
Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone$47.56
Give your room some serious retro vibes by chatting it up using this vintage hot pink lips telephone. This vibrant landline telephone is in mint condition and will make a totally bitchin’ addition for the home of any Millenial or Gen-Xer.
Quartz Crystal Dicks
Bring beauty and embarrassment into your favorite friend’s life in the form of these quartz crystal dicks. Hard as rocks, these darling gems stand just over one inch and are available in quartz, obsidian, jade, bloodstone, rose quartz tiger eye, and more!
Not My Job Stamp$10.99
Bring a little hilarity into the workplace or classroom with this “not my job” stamp. This comical novelty self-inking stamp is unique in that it comes with a two-sided ink pad that will double the number of impressions. An ideal gift for any work buddy or teacher.
Chicken Leg Socks$9.98
Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.
Stuffed Chewbacca Plush$149.99
Spend quality time with your favorite Wookie by plopping down on this stuffed Chewbacca plush. This far-out jumbo plushie unfastens to reveal a spacious 30-inch pillow in the form of Chewbacca that will be perfect for lounging around on.
Mini Taco Bell Bags$12.00
These mini Taco Bell bags will let you live mas without gaining mas weight. These miniature versions of the iconic to-go bags make are just the things you’re looking for whether you’re looking to accent your taco meal, give flair to your workplace, or your Xmas tree.
Vortex Optical Illusion Rug$9.68
Bring depth and instant ambiance to any room in the home by laying out the vortex rug. The novel design on this 15.7″ x 23.6″ rug creates a mind-bending stereoscopic illusion that’ll add a fun twist to the room, ideal for both children and adults alike!
Angry Squishy Stress Ball$18.65
Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.
Sword Handle Umbrellas$22.00
When you need to stay safe from the rain but also want to keep your man ego intact, a sword handle umbrella is the only solution. From broad swords to samurai swords, you’ll look like a waterproof warlord walking around with any one of these umbrellas.
Poseable Dinosaur Lamp$55.99
This poseable dinosaur lamp will bring some neat prehistoric flair and quaint ambient lighting into your pint-sized dino lover’s room. It’s crafted from black walnut and features poseable limbs so that it can be changed into any position.
Shower Margarita Machine$8.95
Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.