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Angry Squishy Stress Ball
$18.65
Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.
Description
May just be the cutest fidget toy out there.
This little octopus is just not having it today. Why so grumpy you ask? Nobody really knows, but he sure will brighten your day. Very angry but very lovable.
Ready to be taken everywhere you go. But be careful, he will get a lot of attention, and cause a lot of smiles. Adopt one for yourself!
But please, do not annoy him!
Made from the finest softest material.
Made from high quality material. Each piece of this little guy is put together carefully to ensure the softest squeeze possible.
A day in the life of a baby grumpy octopus
When you own this feisty octopus you will notice everyone wants to have a photo op with him
birthdays, baby showers, photos with grandma, grandpa, toddlers. They will think he’s hilarious!
You will also get a lot of questions: Is he truly an infant newborn baby octopus, or he is an evil genius in disguise? Is he trying to take over the world? Is he an alien?
The simple answer is no – He is just an octopus who would much rather be in the ocean, hanging out with other marine animals, squids, fish, sea turtles, blobfish, narwhales, kraken, and even sea monsters and other weird unique creatures.
You will grow to love his perpetual angry state. Some love to give him as a funny gag gift, others just want to keep him all to themselves
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Introducing the cutest most infuriated squishy toy out there
Feeling Angry or Stressed? Squeeze all those emotions into the Grumpy Octopus. Watch him become infuriated as he absorbs all your negative emotions
Hilarious grumpy face will leave you smiling wherever you place him -The perfect unique gift for any friend; coworkers, friends, teachers, students, boss. Brighten your day with this hilarious adorable grumpy squishy
Fun sensory exercise. Keep you hands busy and your mind relaxed by squeezing, poking, stretching or tossing your new grumpy friend
Oddly Satisfying Toy – Watch as he slowly rises back to his original shape
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