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SanDisk 4TB Extreme Pro Portable SSD

$359.66

If you’re looking for speed and reliability, you need the SanDisk 4TB Extreme Pro Portable SSD. This sleek SSD with an IP55 rating for dust and water resistance is tough enough to withstand up to a 2-meter drop and boasts transfer speeds up to 1050MB.

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SanDisk 4TB Extreme Pro Portable SSD – Creating top-tier content can put a strain on your device, your camera or your system. From the brand trusted by professional photographers worldwide, the SanDisk Extreme PRO Portable SSD provides powerful solid state performance featuring 2000MB/s read and 2000MB/s write speeds in a rugged storage solution that’s reliable for your toughest jobs.
Save time storing and transferring data with powerful NVMe solid state performance featuring up to 2000MB/s read/write speeds. Requires compatible devices capable of reaching such speed. Based on internal testing; performance may be lower depending on host device, interface, usage conditions and other factors. 1MB=1,000,000 bytes.
A forged aluminum chassis acts as a heatsink to deliver higher sustained speeds in a portable drive that’s tough enough to take on any adventure.
Travel worry-free with a 5-year limited manufacturer warranty(1) and a forged aluminum chassis-silicon shell combo that offers a premium feel and added protection.
Up to two-meter drop protection and IP55 water and dust resistance (3), and a handy carabineer loop for securing your drive all deliver extra peace of mind when you’re out in the world.
Help keep private content private with the included password protection featuring 256‐bit AES hardware encryption.

Smartphone Endoscope Tube

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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$3.13

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Portable Urinal Golf Club

$39.99

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Genetic Ancestry DNA Test Kit

$99.00

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$148.00

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World’s Tiniest Violin

$16.95

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Fitbit Versa Fitness Smart Watch

$225.00

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$18.99

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$219.99

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The Bridal Buddy

$39.95

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personalized homemade dog treats

Personalized Homemade Dog Treats

$13.00

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$298.00

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