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The Gift Of Nothing

$22.16

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don’t know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we’ve got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You’re “Nothing” gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them that life is unfair and you don’t always get what you want, but you do get what you need.

Swiss Miss Pumpkin Spice Hot Cocoa

$10.89

This Swiss Miss pumpkin spice hot cocoa is the palate pleasing beverage that’ll send your taste buds on a one-way ride to pleasure town. The combination of premium imported cocoa and pumpkin will delight and make this your new favorite fall drink.

World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

$19.95

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$130.90

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Bluetooth Sleeping Eye Mask Headphones

$22.49

Defeat your insomnia once and for all by enjoying a nice deep sleep aided by these Bluetooth sleeping eye mask headphones. They provide true HD high fidelity sound so that you can comfortably drift off with a pleasant soundtrack of your choosing.

Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

$15.65

Treat your taste buds to a delectable treat from Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook any time the munchies strike! It’s packed with 50 mouth-watering recipes from Tha Doggfather himself, with OG culinary staples like fried bologna sandwiches and baked mac and cheese.

DIY Studio Cabin Kit

$8,795.00

Enjoy your backyard to the fullest by building your own little hangout spot using this DIY studio cabin kit. With just a bit of hard work, you’ll be able to construct a cozy little garden house complete with a small closed off room along with a roofed outdoor patio.

brass hex bolt pen

Brass Hex Bolt Pen

$15.99

Quit wasting your time with cheap unreliable plastic pens and upgrade to the brass hex bolt pen. This quality writing instrument comes with refillable ink cartridges and sports a sleek, balanced, and damn near unbreakable CNC machined brass body.

cup cozy deluxe pillow

Pillow Cup Holder

$34.99

The Cup Cozy Pillow is the key to keeping all your essentials close by when you’re lounging around. This must-have for the living room or bedroom comes with four large cup holders in addition to a center slot that is perfect for a remote or reading glasses.

Geeky Vincent Van Gogh Paintings

$18.00

Show off your fondness for the classics with these geeky Vincent van Gogh paintings. Each vibrant work of art displays a unique and vibrant mashup of geeky franchises like Star Wars or Super Mario Bros painted in van Gogh’s iconic style.

Gun Cylinder Pen Holder

$19.95

This gun cylinder pen holder is the perfect addition for the desk of any organized firearm enthusiast. It accommodates up to 6 different writing utensils and sports a solid heavy duty cast aluminum construction which makes it a great paper weight as well.

Princess Leia Barbie

$399.99

If your little girl loves sci-fi flicks just as must as she loves playing with dolls, she’s sure to love this Princess Leia Barbie. Inspired by the beloved character, Barbie comes dressed in a long flowing white dress and features Leia’s iconic double bun hairstyle.