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The Gift Of Nothing

$22.91

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don’t know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we’ve got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You’re “Nothing” gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them that life is unfair and you don’t always get what you want, but you do get what you need.

Google Home Mini Retro Alarm Clock

$16.99

Turn your Google Home Mini speaker into a fun conversation piece using this alarm clock shaped tabletop stand. This fun stand will give your plain speaker some added curb appeal by making it look just like a cute little retro alarm clock.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Manly Scented Candles

$32.00

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

The Giant Teddy Bear

$219.99

Turn your bedroom into the best snuggling spot in your home by bringing in this giant teddy bear. This ginormous teddy stands at over eight feet tall and features an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

$9.05

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Portable Crock Pot Food Warmer

$32.46

Don’t settle for microwave-heated meals any longer! Thanks to the portable Crock Pot food warmer, while you slave away at your desk you can rest easy knowing that a delicious piping-hot meal is waiting for you when your lunch break arrives.

Mickey Mouse Glove Oven Mitts

$24.99

Add a dash of whimsy to your baking routine by handling all of your hot pans with these Mickey Mouse glove oven mitts. These charming cartoon styled mitts are made from a tough heat-resistant silicone and feature a non-slip grip.

Twister Shot Glasses

$15.70

Hit your liver with a double dose of the good stuff by making crazy concoctions using these twister shot glasses. Each one of the five shot glasses in the set comes with a glass divider so that you can easily pour two different spirits without them mixing.

Blanket Fort Building Kit

$14.00

With this blanket fort building kit your little ones will easily be able to turn almost any part of their room into their own private fortress of solitude. Each zany toy in the set can be used as a connector so that your kid can quickly attach their bed sheets to nearby furniture.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$41.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Clubhouse Trampoline Cover

$165.39

This clubhouse trampoline cover will turn your backyard into the go-to spot for sleepovers and hangouts. This clubhouse cover comes with a main entrance in addition to several screened windows that will ensure the inside is always well lit and ventilated.

LEGO Ship In A Bottle

$144.99

A little over a year ago, Jake Sadovich submitted an awesome idea to the LEGO Idea platform that you can now purchase – the LEGO ship in a bottle set. With this set you’ll be able to build a historic sailing vessel – complete with a captain’s quarter and cannons.