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The Gift Of Nothing

$22.38

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don’t know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we’ve got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You’re “Nothing” gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them that life is unfair and you don’t always get what you want, but you do get what you need.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$14.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

TruBrain Nootropic Drinks

$99.00

Optimize your daily performance with some TruBrain nootropic drinks. Made by a team of UCLA-trained PhD neuroscientists, each 1 oz. shot contains a blend of nutrients and nootropics designed to help you overcome mental blocks and boost mental endurance.

Inflatable Bumper Balls

$25.99

Get the kids to spend more time playing outdoors by placing them in the inflatable bumper balls. With these bubbly suits, your kids will finally be able to roughhouse all they want without risking hurting each other – or listening to their parents tell them not to.

Portable LED Outdoor Speakers

$39.99

These portable LED outdoor speakers will help you create an inviting nighttime ambiance in your home or yard. Each 5-watt speaker provides 6-hours of playback time, can sync up to other speakers, and emits a warm glow.

Smokeless Indoor BBQ Grill

$29.95

Get on the fast track to a healthy diet by preparing your meals on the smokeless indoor BBQ grill. The bold and functional design makes it remarkably simple to grill meats and veggies, and features a stainless steel drip pan to help reduce fat and cholesterol.

Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica

Jurassic Park Mosquito Cane Replica

$140.00

No expense has been spared on the production of this Jurassic Park mosquito cane replica. The cane has been expertly crafted to look identical to John Hammond’s now iconic walking aid that displays a prehistoric mosquito trapped in amber.

Fluted Cake Pan

$21.49

This fluted cake pan makes whipping up a delectable Halloween treat easier than ever. The pan features a proprietary silicone non-stick coating that will keep your baked goodies from sticking while also allowing for optimal browning.

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Sequential Discovery Lock Puzzle

$199.00

Keep the gears turning by giving your brain a challenge in the form of this sequential discovery lock puzzle. The puzzle comes with two keys, one attached to the lock and the other one, broken. It’s up to you to figure out how to unlock the puzzle and free the key.

The Pimple Popping Game

$24.98

Relive your glorious puberty years all over again by popping gushy zits from Pimple Pete’s face. In this weirdly fun and oddly satisfying family game you and the other players must pop the all nasty zits on Pete’s face without accidentally bursting the mega-kit.

Rollie Automatic Egg Cooker

$49.99

Quit messing with hot and greasy pans and make your eggs the easy way with the Rollie automatic egg cooker. This time-saving kitchen appliance conveniently cooks your eggs in the shape of little compact rolls without the use of oil or boiling water.

Privacy Bed Tent

$93.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

Wild Game Jerky

$48.00

Gorge yourself on nearly every creature in the animal kingdom by snacking on some wild game jerky. Why stop at just beef? It’s a good thing someone asked this question because it led to the creation of some of the most tasty jerky on the market – yum!