This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don’t know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we’ve got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You’re “Nothing” gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them that life is unfair and you don’t always get what you want, but you do get what you need.
Easily drain your steamed veggies and pasta without making a mes by cooking them in this stainless steel straining stockpot. It features thick rolled rims for added durability and comes with a specialized lid that makes it a breeze to drain the pot without spilling.
Show your disdain for government while giving one of your favorite TV shows some love with this Parks & Recreation Ron Swanson figure. Ron stands over three inches tall and comes dressed in his classic conservative work attire with coffee mug in hand.
Cultivate a serene environment in any part of your hectic home by growing your own bonsai red maple tree. With this starter kit you’ll be able to relax yourself while taking part in the ancient tradition of planting and maintaining your very own miniature tree.
This wearable smart shocking alarm clock isn’t your typical alarm clock. To ensure you don’t oversleep, this sleek little watch delivers a small electric shock that will get you up and at ’em while also acting as a trainer to help your brain learn to wake up before it gets zapped.
Ensure you’re heard – no matter where you are – by blowing on the world’s loudest whistle. This heavy duty whistle outputs an eardrum-shattering 142 decibel ring that’s over 8 times louder than common sports whistles and can be heard from over 2 miles away.
Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.