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The Gift Of Nothing

$20.43

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

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Nothing, for the person who already has everything. Simply nothing. Everybody knows that situation where you have to get a gift for someone that has EVERYTHING and you really don’t know what to get them. You would just love to get them nothing. Well we’ve got the solution to your problem. We sell nothing. You’re “Nothing” gift will be the talk of the party! And if one starts to complain, you can always tell them that life is unfair and you don’t always get what you want, but you do get what you need.

Starry Night Lantern

$59.95

Enjoy a star-filled evening no matter what the conditions are like outside with the starry night lantern by your side. Even if light pollution and smog have taken over your night skies, this lantern can still project a beautiful starry night inside any room you want.

Chicken Harness And Leash

$13.99

It’s a known fact that a chicken can outrun the average human. So keep your pet poultry from running off when you two hit the town by using this chicken harness and leash. It’s perfect for keeping your feathered friend close by without causing them discomfort.

stainless steel skull coffee mug

Stainless Steel Skull Coffee Mug

$19.99

Look like a Viking warlord while you’re sipping your premium roast by drinking it from this stainless steel skull coffee mug. This horrifyingly awesome tankard comes with a highly detailed 3D skull design complemented by an ornate stainless steel insert.

The Long Distance Travel Pillow

$24.46

When you’re serious about getting quality sleep on the plane, look no further than this long distance travel pillow. Its unique design lets you sleep in total comfort by keeping your head, neck, and spine aligned while also concealing your face.

Hummingbird Feeder Ring

$4.99

Make your yard a more lively place by attracting cute little hummingbirds with this feeder ring. This brightly colored wearable BPA-free and fade-resistant ring is dishwasher safer and is available in seven vibrant color options.

I Love You Pillow Cases

$32.99

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

The Ultimate Grill

$1,848.99

Level up your barbecue game by upgrading to the ultimate grill. This meat-grilling-beast boasts three separate and well ventilated cooking chambers, each with a built-in thermometer so that you can grill and smoke your favorite cuts to perfection.

Nerf Machine Gun

$127.99

Every kid in the neighborhood will be shaking in their boots when they see you charging into battle with the Nerf machine gun. This massive gun features its very own stand for maximum stability and comes with fully automatic shooting capabilities for enhanced carnage.

Optical Illusion Lady On Carpet Rug

$1,395.00

Spice up your home’s bland interior decor with a dose of color and allure using this optical illusion lady on a carpet rug. The semi psychedelic and trippy design of this 79″ x 111″ carpet creates the illusion that there’s a vivacious lady trapped withing the rug’s fabric.

Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition

Monopoly Longest Game Ever Edition

$21.99

Put your patience to the ultimate test with Monopoly Longest Game Ever. In this unique and extremely time-consuming edition not even bankruptcy will get you out of the game. It can only be brought to an end once a player acquires every single property on the board.

Gold Playing Cards

$52.87

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

Buzzing Pain Blocker

$99.99

Take some of the sting out of getting a shot with the buzzing pain blocker. This ingenious device – invented by a physician and pain researcher – uses a specialized and pain free method to confuse the nerves and trick the brain into not feeling sharp pain.