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Moving Ink Blot Masks

$29.95

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

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HERE IT IS … the best animated Rorschach inkblot mask you will find. Thousands sold in over 55 countries, 1.5+ million video views on Youtube and now in our 7th year offering these! No special effects needed. Your warm breath fades the ink to transparent; cool air darkens it producing a moving effect. What you see is what you’ll get! A little practice goes a long way. The patterns are made using nontoxic, 100% safe thermochromic ink that reacts to your breath. So you control the effect!
One size fits all.

Telescoping Magnetic Pick-Up Tool

$8.99

Ensure nothing is left behind at the job site by collecting spare nails and metallic debris with this telescoping magnetic pick-up tool. It comes with a powerful magnet capable of pulling up to 15-pounds and can extend up to 30-inches.

Dry Cleaning Clothes Machine

$459.99

Keep garments looking downright spiffy in between cleanings with the dry cleaning clothes machine. This revolutionary machine will cut your dry cleaning bill in half by refreshing all your dry-clean-only clothes without having to use an actual dry cleaning service.

Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$209.99

Impress your dinner guests with your meal presentation skills by placing your delicious rolls on this sushi boat serving tray. These quaint commercial quality boats are crafted from durable bamboo and available in sizes ranging from 16.5″ to 47.5″ in length.

Razor Ripsurf

$119.99

Transform your local skatepark into your own personal concrete break by hopping aboard the Razor Ripsurf. The unique two-wheel design of the board allows you to carve and move much like a real surfboard – but on dry land.

Not Parent Approved Card Game For Kids

$29.99

Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$18.85

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

Ice Roller For Your Face

$18.99

Help keep your beautiful mug looking as radiant as ever with the ice roller for your face. This miracle device will help with everything from shrinking pores and relieving fatigue to preventing wrinkles and even minimizing sore muscles and alleviating headaches.

55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

$2,052.54

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

Inflatable Planetarium Projection Dome

$1,725.00

Create a starry nighttime sky in the middle of the day by setting up this inflatable planetarium projection dome. Available in three different size options, the dome includes an air blower, PVC floormat, and everything else necessary to get it up and running.

Meow The Book For Cats

$9.00

Meow meow meow meow! Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, and meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Modular Smart Home Inserts Outlet

$57.99

Add functionality to your home’s outlets by upgrading to this modular smart home inserts outlet. It is simple to install and comes with a wired slot in the middle so that you can switch between inserts like a USB charger or a night light.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$140.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.