Hone your aim by arming yourself with the Lightning Bug performance-grade foam dart blaster! Completely 3D-printed in PETG, this custom blaster boasts a series of motors and flywheels that will shoot half-length foam darts at over 140 fps!
Lightning Bug is a performance grade foam dart blaster that shoots half length foam darts. Printed entirely in PETG, it features an orange barrel for safety and a textured grip for enhanced control. Lightning Bug comes with a 7 dart magazine and its receiver is designed to also use Worker Talon magazines. Lightning Bug is compatible with most Nerf brand stock attachments.
Make your next lovemaking session more pleasurable than ever with some Uberlube luxury lubricant. This high-end lubricant is specially designed to transfer sensation while reducing friction and will leave the skin feeling soft and moisturized instead of wet and sticky.
Piss off nearly every driver on the road faster than your car can go from 0-60 by expressing your disdain for mankind with the “eat a d*ck” coexist parody bumper sticker. The crass message is cleverly written using only the symbols of the world’s leading religions.
Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.
Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.
Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.
Make the most out of your home’s limited storage space by swapping your bulky bucket for this collapsible silicon bucket. The bucket features a heavy-duty nonporous silicone body that collapses from 10″ to 2″ – making this ideal for apartments and campers.
Rebuild Westeros piece by piece with this Game Of Thrones 3D Map Puzzle. Featuring all of the iconic locations such as King’s Landing and Winterfell, this map puzzle lets you learn the geographical details of the land of dragons and gratuitous boob shots.
Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.