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Tactical Coffee Mug
$1.00
No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.
Description
Raise one to the troops!
- A welcome home gift for your favorite soldier
- Made in the USA of solid 6061 T6 billet aluminum
- M1913 rail interface system to mount your beer goggles
There is only one word to describe this mug. Cover your ears, folks, because that word is BADASS. The Battle Mug starts out as a 13.5 pound solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state of the art CNC facility in Huntsville, Alabama. This facility produces specialized parts and equipment for the U.S. Department of Defense, major weapons manufacturers, NASA, and a host of other companies working at the U.S. Rocket and Space Center.
Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 rail interface system which allows you to mount a tactical light, laser device, holographic sight (AKA beer goggles) or even a bayonet for close quarters, high risk operations. A standard issue M4 carry handle is included.
Each individually serialized Battle Mug is built with the Operator in mind and features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenelated base. It’s perfect for knocking out drug lords, stomping on terrorists, or brain-squashing zombies. But mostly, you’ll want to use it to drink up to 24 ounces of your favorite frosty beverage. Don’t forget to pour one out for all the brave men and women who gave the ultimate sacrifice for their country.
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