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Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$249.99
Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Description
ALL IN ONE KIT – Each SALT self defense kit includes 1 pepper spray gun, 10 pepper spray rounds, 10 practice rounds, 1 magazine (7-round), 1 lockable case (lock not included), 1 easy to follow user manual. (12 gram, non-threaded CO2 not included)
LONG DISTANCE FOR YOUR PROTECTION – 150+ feet and 21 shots of proven range vs. 6-10 feet for normal pepper spray.
MILITARY STRENGTH – Proven safe and effective by agencies including the U.S. Military, State police and the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
MOST RELIABLE – Our military strength pepper spray has a 5-year shelf life (more than double the industry standard).
EASY TO USE – No violent kick or loud bang when fired. Can be loaded ready to use indefinitely, so when you’re in need, SALT is ready.
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