Gifts for Him
Gifts for Her
Gifts for Kids
Geeky Stuff
Gifts ≤ $20
Submit Product
26 Pound Gummy Worm Python
$149.99
Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.
Description
The ORIGINAL Party Python!™ has coils and coils of gummy goodness! Our Gummy Artisans have crafted this gargantuan reptile with lifelike scales, a detailed face, and a 26.9 pound muscular body. Your guests will be talking about this one-of-a-kind centerpiece for weeks to come. At almost 8’ long, you’ll be able to squeeze over 450 servings out of the Party Python!
More Cool Stuff
Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$299.99Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
Don’t Step In The Poop Game
$15.00Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.
Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag
$22.00Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.
Mini Taco Bell Bags
$12.00These mini Taco Bell bags will let you live mas without gaining mas weight. These miniature versions of the iconic to-go bags make are just the things you’re looking for whether you’re looking to accent your taco meal, give flair to your workplace, or your Xmas tree.
Retro Fanny Pack Hats
$19.99Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.
The Trump Presidential Wall Game
$49.95Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!
Giant Bean Bag Denim Sofa
$379.00Create an oasis of comfort right in your humble abode by bringing in this giant bean bag denim sofa. It features a tough, machine washable denim cover and comes stuffed with thinly shredded polyurethane foam that provides support while remaining comfortable.
Pet Hoodies
$16.22If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then you should consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while helping him stay warm.
Beauty And Beast Pillow Cases
$29.95Embrace the reality of your relationship with these Beauty and The Beast pillow cases. Fitting to her soft and graceful personality, her pillow case comes with a sublimely written ‘Beauty’ moniker to let her ‘Beast’ of a man know which side he belongs on.
Rheos Floating Sunglasses
$65.00Minimize the chance of losing your shades during your next beach day by heading out with the Rheos floating sunglasses. These stylish polarized sunglasses offer 100% UV protection and are extremely lightweight so they will float on the water in case you drop them in.
Official John Wayne Handy Book For Men
$11.99Become the noble and self-sufficient man your parents always wanted you to be by taking a lesson or two from The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men. You’ll learn how to live your life with the confidence, grit, and style of the legendary John Wayne.
Natural Earth Elements Acrylic Cubes
$150.00Get an up close and personal view of the elements on the periodic table with these natural earth elements acrylic cubes. Earth’s most recognized elements like gold, silver, and titanium are all encased in crystal clear 50mm Lucite acrylic for your viewing pleasure.
LG 49″ Ultra Wide Monitor
$1,199.99Exponentially increase your productivity when you upgrade your workstation with this massive 49″ ultra wide monitor from LG. Unveiled at CES, LG’s newst monitor features a 32:9 aspect ratio curved screen and a pixel count of 5120 x 1440.
Chicken Leg Socks
$9.98Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.
Atari Retro Handheld Console
$32.99Play all of your favorite classic arcade games anytime you want with this Atari retro handheld console. It features a nifty vintage design complete with ’80s styled wooden panels and comes loaded with 50 built-in games like Pong, Missile Command, and Asteroids.