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Giant Red Bow Lingerie

$13.28

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

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This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$14.99

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

World’s Biggest Box Of Nerds

$22.99

Open up the world’s biggest box of Nerds and enjoy binge eating your favorite candy until your teeth are nothing more than cavity ridden stumps. This mammoth box of Nerds contains one and a half pounds of delicious strawberry and grape Nerds.

Below Cabinet Kitchen Vacuum

$140.77

This below cabinet kitchen vacuum makes it remarkably easy to keep your kitchen floors immaculate. The vacuum installs discreetly under your kitchen cabinet without taking up any additional space, so you don’t have to bend over with a dustpan.

Chewbacca Can Koozie

$6.00

Transform your beverage into a pint-size thirst quenching Wookie by placing your drink inside this Chewbacca can koozie. Made using premium faux Wookie fur, the koozie comes accented with Chewie’s iconic belt and is designed to fit most 12 ounce cans.

Do Great Work Without Being An Asshole

$11.99

Improve your performance at work without ruffling your coworkers’s feather by reading How to do Great Work Without Being an Asshole. This straight-talking read comes packed with anecdotes and simple strategies for a happier and more productive workplace.

World’s Tiniest Violin

$20.99

Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$3.79

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$20.00

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

Otamatone Musical Note Synthesizer

$23.99

Make all the women in a five mile radius swoon over your musical prowess when you hit their eardrums with the soothing sounds of the Otamatone musical note synthesizer. It features an adorably odd design and is incredible easy to play.

Heat Reactive Space Invaders Coffee Mug

$14.70

Kick it old school while your get your daily caffeine fix by sipping your brew from this neat heat reactive Space Invaders coffee mug. When you pour hot liquid into this mug, the graphic on the mug comes alive to depict a classic Space Invaders arcade level.

Truck Bed Organizer

$1,149.99

Maximize your truck’s practicality by keeping all your belongings stashed away within this truck bed organizer. Once installed, you’ll have two bed-length drawers and four ammo cans at your disposal so that all your gear remains neatly arranged.

Automobile Heads Up Display

$45.99

Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.

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