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Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$21.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

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Futuristic Oversize Shield Visor Design
Includes Large Black Microfiber Pouch

The Plant Urinal

$8.99

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$566.00

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.

I Love You Pillow Cases

$32.99

Turn your bedroom into a more loving spot for you and your sweetie using these “I love you” pillow cases. They come decorated with a cute and simple little cartoon of a couple romantically talking to each other through a tin can telephone.

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Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone

$47.56

Give your room some serious retro vibes by chatting it up using this vintage hot pink lips telephone. This vibrant landline telephone is in mint condition and will make a totally bitchin’ addition for the home of any Millenial or Gen-Xer.

Deadwood 1876 Board Game

$24.99

Scheme and backstab your way to the top as you try to accumulate the most gold in this Deadwood 1876 board game. You and your associates must work together to steal as many of the gold-filled safes floating around the lawless town in the Black Hills of South Dakota.

Pet Hoodies

$25.99

If your small pet struggles to stay warm during the cold winters then you should consider keeping Mr. Fluffums warm this winter season with these stylish pet hoodies. Made from 100% cotton, these sleeved pet hoodies will make your pet feel cool while helping him stay warm.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$11,995.00

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.

HP ENVY 34″ Curved All-In-One PC

$1,928.68

The HP ENVY 34″ curved all-in-one PC is perfect for the modern home. It comes with features like a hybrid storage setup, an incredible ultra wide monitor, and comes with Amazon Alexa built-it so that you can conveniently control your smart home.

Annoying Sound Torture Devices

$129.95

Spice up your dull workweek by declaring an all-out prank war at the workplace using these annoying sound torture devices. They’re small enough to hide inside or under any desk and emit impossibly annoying sounds that’ll drive your coworkers crazy for hours on end.

Screenholder Shower Curtain

$24.99

Watch, play, and listen to your phone or tablet by placing them inside this screenholder shower curtain. It comes outfitted with several waterpoof pockets so that you can do everything from watching Netflix to posting inappropriate selfies on Snapchat.

Extreme Chores Video Game

$8.99

Prepare your children for the soul-crushing responsibilities of adulthood with this Extreme Chores motion controlled video game! Your little gamers will learn the finer points of how to perform the monotonous tasks they will be saddled with for the rest of their lives.