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Futuristic Oversize Visor Sunglasses

$17.99

Wow onlookers with your bold and futuristic style by shielding your eyes – and half of your face – with these oversize visor sunglasses. These eye-catching shades are available in a series of vibrantly colored lenses guaranteed to turn heads wherever you go.

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Futuristic Oversize Shield Visor Design
Includes Large Black Microfiber Pouch

Gold Playing Cards

$32.86

Up the ante without sacrificing a single chip next time you deal a game with the gold playing cards. This luxurious deck of cards – fit for King Midas himself – come coated with a custom gold paint job that is perfect for a adding a little class to game night.

The Stormtrooper Decanter

$23.95

Store your prized hooch like a loyal Imperial by keeping it inside this Stormtrooper decanter. This elegant and geeky 750ml decanter is made from high quality super flint glass based on the Stormtrooper’s helmet from the original 1976 film.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

Retro Fanny Pack Hats

$19.99

Infuse your look with some rad ’80s inspired fashion by topping off your outfit with one of these retro fanny pack hats. This nifty accessory comes fitted with a handy zippered pocket that is ideal for your shades and comes in dozens of eye-catching colorful styles.

Self Sustaining Ecosphere

$79.99

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

Magnetizer & Demagnetizer Box

$17.99

Work more efficiently on your next project by carrying this magnetizer and demagnetizer box in your toolbox. This useful tool will magnetize steel tools such as drill bits and screwdrivers so that your screws will stay in place as you’re driving them in.

World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

$19.99

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

$19.00

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

The World’s Longest Water Slide

$149.95

Transform that grassy hill in your town into an adrenaline pumping thrill ride with the world’s longest water slide! This 75 foot long by 12 foot wide slide is constructed from a thick and ultra smooth specially formulated UV protected plastic for maximum velocity.

Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet

$16.05

This Gremlins Gizmo Chia Pet is probably the only Mogwai that you actually want to expose to bright lights and water. This cute little Gizmo takes about 1 to 2 weeks to grow a lush green coat that will add a geeky and humorous flair to any room in your home.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

Voice & Motion Activated Prank Stickers

$8.69

These Voice and Motion Activated Prank Stickers will help you make fools of your friends and family, or just strangers at the bar or airport. Stick these prank stickers on vending machines, hand dryers, water fountains, coffee makers … and watch as the hilarity ensues.