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All-In-One Breakfast Cooking Station

$151.68

Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.

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Bring the family together and make a complete breakfast with just one appliance. Enjoy a cup of coffee with the four-cup coffee maker, then treat the family to a variety of breakfast meats and eggs cooked on the large, non-stick griddle. The multi-functioning toaster holds up to four slices of bread at a time, and is perfect for 7-inch frozen pizzas, hot sandwiches, desserts and more. For added safety, a 30-minute timer is included with automatic shut off. When the meal is done, the griddle and oven tray remove for easy cleanup.

The Indoor Sausage Grill

$89.99

No need to go through the hassle of firing up the grill when you have the indoor sausage grill at your disposal. This neat kitchen appliance allows you to efficiently and simultaneously cook up to five sausages to perfection in just ten to fifteen minutes.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$16.98

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

Starry Night Lantern

$59.95

Enjoy a star-filled evening no matter what the conditions are like outside with the starry night lantern by your side. Even if light pollution and smog have taken over your night skies, this lantern can still project a beautiful starry night inside any room you want.

The Smart Curtain Robot

$19.00

Make your day-to-day life easier by automating your curtains with the smart curtain robot. Even if your home is 100 years olds, it can still easily be installed in 30 seconds without any screws, nuts, or bolts and is compatible with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa.

Farfalloni Pot Grips

$14.90

Make your tedious cooking routine a little more fun and whimsical with these farfalloni pot grips. These cleverly designed pot grippers measure 4.3″ x 3.5″ x 1.5″ and come with a non-slip surface to ensure a secure hold when handling scalding hot plates, pots, and pans.

Planet Plates

$27.27

Pay homage to our planetary neighbors while you chow down by using these colorful planet plates. Made from food-safe and FDA-approved materials, each vibrant plate depicts each of the planets in our solar system – except poor ol’ Pluto.

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Full Moon Proposal Ring Box

$90.00

What better way to show your better half that their love sends to you the moon and back than by popping the big question with this full moon proposal ring box. This out-of-this-world ring box can be ordered in either plastic, stainless steel, silver, and even white gold.

The NoPhone Air

$6.99

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

World’s Smallest Glow Worm

$8.99

The world’s smallest glow worm makes the perfect nighttime companion. Measuring just 3-inches long, this adorable little bed bug comes dressed in his finest jammies – complete with a sleeping cap – and lights up when you give him a good squeeze.

Toilet Paper Blaster Skid Shot

$38.00

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

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Hybrid Fangs

$640.00

These fangs will transform you into a ferocious-looking Vampire/Wolf hybrid that’ll send chills down the spine of anyone who crosses your path. Their distinctive appearance takes inspiration from both Underworld in addition to Interview with the Vampire.