food and drink gifts
Mead Making Kit
$49.95What do you get your boozy friend that has it all? Why this Mead Making Kit of course! Ideal for beginners and seasoned brewers alike, this kit comes with everything a mead enthusiast will require to whip up a batch of their very own nectar of the gods.
Corn Dog Butt Plug
$25.00Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.
Champagne Machine Gun
$549.00Turn up at your next house party in the most baller way imaginable by dousing your guests with the champagne machine gun. Simply load up a magnum-sized bottle, give it a few shakes, and shoot out a 23 foot long stream of your favorite bubbly.
Umbrella Girl Don’t Be A Salty Bitch Mug
$7.99Spice up your coffee breaks with some humor by pouring your hot beverage in this umbrella girl “don’t be a salty bitch” mug. This comical novelty mug comes with the iconic Morton’s Salt girl printed on both sides for all to see.
Iridescent Rainbow Utensils
$21.98Wow your dinner guests with something other than your marvelous cooking by setting the table with these iridescent rainbow utensils. Each stainless steel utensil in this twenty piece set sports a high quality titanium gold coating that gives them a radiant appearance.
Instant Ice Cream Maker
$47.99Whip up delicious frozen treats in record time using this instant ice cream maker. After following the simple recipes, simply place the mixture onto the bowl’s fast freeze surface and begin turning it with the plastic spatula until your treat is frozen and creamy.
Giant Liquor Flask
$21.95Now with the giant liquor flask you’ll be able to stay fully inebriated no matter how far you are from the nearest bar. This stainless steel flask’s enormous size will store up to one gallon of your favorite spirit so that you’ll never have to be sober again!
Instant Watermelon Slicer
$9.99Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.
Pizza Cone Maker
$22.99Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!