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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

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Welcome aboard food fans!! This listing is for a literal corn dog (more like a horn dog, am I right) on a butt plug! It’s fresh from our freezer to your mailbox, and BEYOND!

Now you can eat ass like it’s groceries, literally!

Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual corn dog, so don’t get all weird and act surprised when mail thawed, anal ready fair food shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!

Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy

$11.95

Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.

Emergency One – Time Use Gas Can

$14.95

Maximize your car’s limited storage space by ditching your bulky gas can for this emergency one-time use gas can. This one gallon capacity gas can comes with features like an easy pour handle and child-proof nozzle and is fully collapsible for easy storage.

11-Foot Teddy Bear

$269.99

Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

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Judy Emergency Disaster Kits

$195.00

These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.

Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

$103.99

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Hybrid Tent Hammock

$229.00

Turn virtually any terrain into the ideal campsite by heading out with this hybrid tent hammock. The innovative and functional design allows you to suspend your shelter using the trees around you – so you can stay safe from threats on the ground while sleeping.

Inflatable Geodesic Tent

$1,179.00

Take the hard work out of setting up your outdoor shelter when you go camping by packing this inflatable geodesic tent. It features an inflatable base that requires no assembly, can accommodate up to 6 people, and features 4 closable ventilation points for great air flow.

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1200 Lumen Rover Mobile Task Light

$49.99

Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.

Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

$25.00

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Collapsible Storage Containers

$39.99

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Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

$12.50

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Four Person Pop-Up Tent

$90.85

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