Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.
Welcome aboard food fans!! This listing is for a literal corn dog (more like a horn dog, am I right) on a butt plug! It’s fresh from our freezer to your mailbox, and BEYOND!
Now you can eat ass like it’s groceries, literally!
Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual corn dog, so don’t get all weird and act surprised when mail thawed, anal ready fair food shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!
This hand forged snake Tsuba katana is the ideal piece whether you’re looking to expand your collection or sharpen up your combat skills. The T10 steel blade measures 0.5cm in thickness and with a length of nearly 30-inches.
Keeping your laundry clean when you’re on-the-move is more convenient than ever with the Scrubba portable washing machine bag. Simply fill it up, deflate, rub your close clean, rinse, and hang your garments up to dry under the warm sun.
Keep your precious beer unsoiled until the moment it touches your lips by protecting it with these beer pong cup ball catchers. Designed to fit 16 and 18 ounce disposable cups, they slide over the mouth and prevent that dirty ball from ever falling into the beer.
There’s always time to fit a chilled cup of java into your busy day when you’ve got the hyper fast iced coffee maker! This 12.5 ounce container can chill a hot coffee by up to 130 degrees in just 60 seconds without dilution and can also be used with other beverages.
Bring charm and personality to your vehicle’s interior by hanging up this swinging duck rearview mirror pendant. The set includes two cute little ducks measuring approximately 2.4-inches long and 1.2-inches wide.
Make mornings your bitch by properly fueling up for the day ahead using the all-in-one breakfast cooking station. This wonder-appliance lets you prepare everything from your cup of Joe to your toast, sausage, and eggs simultaneously.
Make your special day even more magical with your very own personalized neon wedding sign. These Instagram-worthy signs are handmade from acrylic and can be customized in an assortment of brilliant colors like red, green, cyan, blue, and many more.
Easily transform your patchy prepubescent stubble into a mane of manliness by taking this facial hair growth supplement. The supplement features an all-natural proprietary formula that provides fast acting hair growth – making it perfect for lumbersexuals.
Keep your beautiful mug looking radiant with this activated charcoal men’s face wash. This deep cleanser is made with soothing natural ingredients that won’t irritate the skin and will help fight against blackheads, acne, and eliminate excess oil.
Instantly transform any spot in your home into a comfy bed with this massive Japanese floor mat. Available in a plethora of color options, this 100% cotton mat comes with a very cushy memory foam filling for utmost comfort.
Hate those people that always say they want “nothing” for their birthday? Now you can make their wishes come true by getting them the “You Said You Wanted Nothing” gift box. Every box comes with an infinite supply of ‘nothing’ that’s sure to please!
Get your screen-obsessed kids to actually look forward to family game night with Not Parent Approved. This wildly fun and family-friendly Cards-Against-Humanity-like game will create nonstop laughter and is perfect for anywhere from 4 to 10 players.