Gifts for Him
Gifts for Her
Gifts for Kids
Geeky Stuff
Gifts ≤ $20
Submit Product
Corn Dog Butt Plug
$25.00
Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.
Description
Welcome aboard food fans!! This listing is for a literal corn dog (more like a horn dog, am I right) on a butt plug! It’s fresh from our freezer to your mailbox, and BEYOND!
Now you can eat ass like it’s groceries, literally!
Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual corn dog, so don’t get all weird and act surprised when mail thawed, anal ready fair food shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!
More Cool Stuff
Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
$379.99Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
FPS Gaming Sight Attachment
$34.99Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.
Don’t Step In The Poop Game
$17.21Turn an unpleasant experience into the highlight of family game night by gathering the kiddies for some fun with the Don’t Step In The Poop game. Players must navigate through the poop infested game mat while blindfolded and avoid as many dookies as possible.
Gorilla Grabber Arm Toy
$11.95Why would anyone use their own arms for anything if they could use one of these amazing gorilla arm grabber toys instead? This amazing toy is one of those classic grabber arms for kids and short people who needs a toy to play with or a long grabber arm to reach things.
Emergency One – Time Use Gas Can
$14.95Maximize your car’s limited storage space by ditching your bulky gas can for this emergency one-time use gas can. This one gallon capacity gas can comes with features like an easy pour handle and child-proof nozzle and is fully collapsible for easy storage.
11-Foot Teddy Bear
$269.99Transform your bedroom into the ultimate snuggle spot by bringing in this giant 11-foot teddy bear. This enormous teddy features a jubilant expression on his face along with an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.
Judy Emergency Disaster Kits
$195.00These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.
Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard
$103.99This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.
Hybrid Tent Hammock
$229.00Turn virtually any terrain into the ideal campsite by heading out with this hybrid tent hammock. The innovative and functional design allows you to suspend your shelter using the trees around you – so you can stay safe from threats on the ground while sleeping.
Inflatable Geodesic Tent
$1,179.00Take the hard work out of setting up your outdoor shelter when you go camping by packing this inflatable geodesic tent. It features an inflatable base that requires no assembly, can accommodate up to 6 people, and features 4 closable ventilation points for great air flow.
1200 Lumen Rover Mobile Task Light
$49.99Instantly illuminate the darkest of places using this 1200 lumen rover mobile task light. It features a lightweight ultra portable design, a sturdy steel exoskeleton, four lighting modes, and can pivot almost 180 degrees so that you can easily adjust it.
Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel
$25.00Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.
Collapsible Storage Containers
$39.99Make day-to-day activities a little easier on yourself by transporting whatever you need in these collapsible storage containers. These sturdy crates pop open in a snap and can be flattened out just as easily to save on storage space.
Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
$12.50Unless you’ve got a good roach guy, you can’t afford not to pass up this deal for a pair bonafide Madagascar hissing cockroaches! Guaranteed to arrive alive and crawling, each shipment includes your choice of male or female roaches.
Four Person Pop-Up Tent
$90.85Set up your campsite in record time with the Coleman four person pop-up tent. It comes with pre-assembled rods for an incredibly easy 10-second setup and features taped floor seams along with a multi-position rainfly to keep you dry.