Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.
Welcome aboard food fans!! This listing is for a literal corn dog (more like a horn dog, am I right) on a butt plug! It’s fresh from our freezer to your mailbox, and BEYOND!
Now you can eat ass like it’s groceries, literally!
Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual corn dog, so don’t get all weird and act surprised when mail thawed, anal ready fair food shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!
Celebrate your little kitty’s proud feline heritage by keeping him comfy inside this adorable lion shaped pet bed. This cute little sleeping nook is made from a high quality cotton blend material and comes with a removable and washable cushion for easy cleaning.
Give your plain bathroom some added appeal by creating an amazing optical illusion using this LED infinity mirror. The LEDs can be set to one of eight vibrant colors and create a seemingly never-ending tunnel on the mirror’s surface when they come on.
These Hydro Shredders from Speedo are proof you don’t need a gym to get a grueling workout. They come with non-slip grips and are designed with a series of valves and tubercles that channel water in order to create resistance for the ultimate upper body workout.
Keep an ace up your sleeve in the event the unthinkable occurs by packing this 10-in-1 emergency survival gear kit. This compact kit houses a multitude of must-have tools for survival like a flint stone, a compass, a multi-function knife and much more.
Ensure you always fall short of your weight loss goals by treating yourself to this Krispy Kreme jelly bean gift box. Each box comes filled with 5 brand new Krispy Kreme themed flavors – cinnamon apple, strawberry, blueberry cake, chocolate, and original glazed.