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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

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Welcome aboard food fans!! This listing is for a literal corn dog (more like a horn dog, am I right) on a butt plug! It’s fresh from our freezer to your mailbox, and BEYOND!

Now you can eat ass like it’s groceries, literally!

Make no mistake, I’m going to mail you an actual corn dog, so don’t get all weird and act surprised when mail thawed, anal ready fair food shows up looking to plant itself in your back door, makes a great gift!!

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$19.50

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Jurassic Park Mosquito Cane Replica

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Video Gaming Chair

$197.72

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$24.99

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