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Beard Christmas Ornaments

$28.63

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

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Description

Made with mini-clips (now not bobby-pins) for max beard grippage
12 total! 4 red, 4 green, 2 silver and 2 gold mini beard ornaments per package
Works for any hair, now not just beards
Great for unsightly sweater parties, Christmas day, place of work parties
Ships free USPS First Class to the USA.
Manufacturer warranty won’t follow. Please review Amazon’s go back policy, which regularly offers free returns inside 30 days of receipt.

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Army Tank Pool Float

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