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Beard Christmas Ornaments

$18.56

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

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Description

Made with mini-clips (now not bobby-pins) for max beard grippage
12 total! 4 red, 4 green, 2 silver and 2 gold mini beard ornaments per package
Works for any hair, now not just beards
Great for unsightly sweater parties, Christmas day, place of work parties
Ships free USPS First Class to the USA.
Manufacturer warranty won’t follow. Please review Amazon’s go back policy, which regularly offers free returns inside 30 days of receipt.

Compact Underwater Scooter

$449.99

Travel in Aquaman-like fashion when you venture into Neptune’s underwater realm by grabbing a hold of this compact underwater scooter. It features a dual propeller system that allows you to swim as fast as a professional swimmer for extended periods of time.

Emergency Snack Kit

$30.99

Ensure you’re prepared when hunger unexpectedly strikes by keeping this emergency snack kit close by. Intended for emergency snacking use only, this life-saving kit comes stuffed with everything from Doritos and Airheads to Cheetos and salted peanuts.

DUO Portable Dual Screen Laptop Monitor

$269.00

Increase your productivity when you’re working away from the office with DUO – the portable dual screen laptop monitor. Simply attach DUO to your laptop using the magnetic adhesives, plug in the USB, and pull out the second screen to begin working.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$34.80

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Tactical Car Seat Cover

$93.42

Maximize your cars limited storage space with the tactical car seat cover. Apart providing your car with some chic urban-styled decorum, it protects your cars upholstery from stains and features a plethora a differently sized compartments great for storage.

You Had One Job Day-To-Day Calendar

$15.99

Get your daily dose of laughter while staying informed of the date with the “You Had One Job” day-to-day calendar. Each page of this fully colorized tear-off calendar depicts an equally hilarious on-the-job blooper, mishap or miscalculation.

Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser

$5.88

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face.

Pan/Tilt/Zoom WiFi Security Camera

$62.00

Who says a high quality security camera has to break the bank? With its 110° per second rotation speed, 360° horizontal range, and 93° vertical range, Wyze Cam Pan delivers 360° coverage for a fraction of the price of a traditional premium security camera!

Sixteenth Century Globe Bar

$169.50

Bring a touch of sophistication to your man cave by storing your hooch inside this sixteenth century globe bar. The hollowed out inside of this 22″ diameter globe comes hand painted with lovely frescos while the exterior displays an antique 16th century nautical map.

The Secure Smart Mailbox

$314.99

Keep your new purchases safe from would-be thieves by placing the secure smart mailbox right outside your home. This life-saver will ensure that any package delivered to your home when you’re not there will remain safe and sound until you arrive.

Ground-Breaker Zombie Prop

$25.99

Send chills down the spine of every trick-or-treater brave enough to approach your haunted manor by decorating with this ground-breaker zombie prop. This vile-looking zombie can either be hung or placed on the ground to make it appear like he’s rising from his grave.

Propane Fire Pit Coffee Table

$2,099.99

This propane fire pit coffee table will add instant ambiance to your patio. This stylishly designed propane fire pit coffee table also comes with two corner chairs, two middle chairs, and a pair of oversize ottomans to complete your outdoor living room.