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Beard Christmas Ornaments

$16.01

Get into the holiday spirit by decking out your fuzzy panty dropper with these eye-catching beard ornaments. Your beard will look downright fabulous complemented with these bright and festive holiday baubles that come in red, green, silver, and gold.

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Description

Made with mini-clips (now not bobby-pins) for max beard grippage
12 total! 4 red, 4 green, 2 silver and 2 gold mini beard ornaments per package
Works for any hair, now not just beards
Great for unsightly sweater parties, Christmas day, place of work parties
Ships free USPS First Class to the USA.
Manufacturer warranty won’t follow. Please review Amazon’s go back policy, which regularly offers free returns inside 30 days of receipt.

LG 49″ Ultra Wide Monitor

$1,798.82

Exponentially increase your productivity when you upgrade your workstation with this massive 49″ ultra wide monitor from LG. Unveiled at CES, LG’s newst monitor features a 32:9 aspect ratio curved screen and a pixel count of 5120 x 1440.

Hot Sauce Cannon

$19.99

Spice up your meals Captain Morgan style with the hot sauce cannon. Styled like a pint-size cannon, this Captain Morgan brand hot sauce will add a zesty and spicy twist to any meal. Best of all, the bottle can be refilled and reused after you empty it out.

Cardboard Tank Cat Playhouse

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LEGO 4×4 X-Treme Off-Roader

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LoveBalls Hot Water Bottle & Stress Balls

$19.99

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Rick And Morty Light Up Portal Gun

$52.15

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AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

Bike Handlebar Turn Signal Lights

$39.99

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Glow In The Dark RC Dual Loop Race Set

$49.99

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Braeön Thermoplastic Ribbon

$20.15

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$4,199.99

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