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F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

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The plate is brushed gold with black engraving. Great for a gag gift or the person in the office who has everything! Order yours today!

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Spherical Crystal Lens

$20.00

Level up your photography game by creating some mind-blowing effects using this spherical crystal lens. Available in either an 80mm or 60mm size, each scratch-resistant K9 crystal beautifully reflects an inverted view of your surroundings.

20 Foot Water Trampoline

$4,499.99

Transform your local watering hole into the funniest place in town by setting up this 20-foot water trampoline. This incredibly fun trampoline features a tough inflatable inner tube border made from mesh reinforced PVC with a 3 chamber inflation tube.

The Smart Curtain Robot

$19.07

Make your day-to-day life easier by automating your curtains with the smart curtain robot. Even if your home is 100 years olds, it can still easily be installed in 30 seconds without any screws, nuts, or bolts and is compatible with Siri, Google Home, and Alexa.

Tushy Bidet Toilet Attachment

$58.65

Experience a level of cleanliness no amount of wiping can match with the Tushy bidet toilet attachment. This marvelous attachment installs in a snap and comes with a small control box that allows you to adjust the water pressure and spray angle.

The Bridal Buddy

$39.95

Wearing luxurious gowns is all good and fun until it’s time for a dreaded bathroom break. Luckily, the Bridal Buddy is here to save the day! This ingenious accessory makes it possible to easily lift up your entire gown so that your next potty experience easier than ever.

Ko-Axis Rail Pen

$129.99

Experience unparalleled comfort while writing by swapping your plain pen for the Ko-Axis Rail Pen. The flat rectangular shape and rounded edges of this unique writing utensil provide a greater surface area than cylindrical pens – resulting in a more ergonomic feel.

World Champion Dick Trophy

$6.99

Let the d-bag in your life know what a total a-hole they are by awarding them this world champion dick trophy. This girthy triumphant bastard comes with a patriotic red, white, and blue ribbon around it and sits on a stand decorated with a “world champion” plaque.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$15.25

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

Star Wars Death Star Tent

$294.89

Keep it geeky while you rough it outdoors by seeking shelter in this Star Wars Death Star tent. It can comfortably sleep three and is styled like the Empire’s iconic planet-destroying weapon – making it ideal for any Star Wars fanatic who loves the great outdoors.

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Mead Making Kit

$44.99

What do you get your boozy friend that has it all? Why this Mead Making Kit of course! Ideal for beginners and seasoned brewers alike, this kit comes with everything a mead enthusiast will require to whip up a batch of their very own nectar of the gods.

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Vintage Hot Punk Lips Phone

$47.56

Give your room some serious retro vibes by chatting it up using this vintage hot pink lips telephone. This vibrant landline telephone is in mint condition and will make a totally bitchin’ addition for the home of any Millenial or Gen-Xer.

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Raspberry Pi 4 Model B Game Kit

$237.99

This Raspberry Pi 4 Model B game kit is for those who appreciate the classic gaming of yesteryear. This fully assembled game kit is your ticket to playing classic games from all the major consoles like PlayStation, SNES, and Xbox360.