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F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$20.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

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The plate is brushed gold with black engraving. Great for a gag gift or the person in the office who has everything! Order yours today!

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Creeping Thyme

$7.29

This gorgeous creeping thyme will make your yard look like something right out of a fairy tale. It has a bright purple-fuchsia hue that catches the eye and will add endless charm to your property, a must for any gardener or plant lover’s home.

Privacy Bed Tent

$93.99

Add some privacy to your living space with this adjustable privacy bed tent. This clever bed tent is able to switch from wide open to full privacy mode in just seconds. Perfect for having dirty sex or studying while roommates are around – it’s a dorm room necessity.

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Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25.00

Playing with your food will feel better and naughtier than ever when you bring this corn dog butt plug into the bedroom. Available in a small, medium, large, and ultra mega dog size, the top part features a built-in skewer that can be used with a variety of tasty treats.

Inflatable Bumper Balls

$25.99

Get the kids to spend more time playing outdoors by placing them in the inflatable bumper balls. With these bubbly suits, your kids will finally be able to roughhouse all they want without risking hurting each other – or listening to their parents tell them not to.

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IKEA POÄNG Lap Desk

$153.78

Get work done while staying superbly comfortable on the IKEA POÄNG lap desk. This practical variation of the classic IKEA chair sports a wooden swivel desk that allows you to remain productive even if you’re not sitting at your office.

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LED Face Changing Mask

$90.00

Give off some major Matrix vibes with this LED face changing mask. The possibilities for luminous looks are endless with 2000 LED bulbs that respond lightning fast to various presets, image uploads, sounds, touch, and more.

This Book Is A Camera

$56.43

If you’ve been bit by the shutterbug, This Book Is A Camera is a must-have! It comes with a working pop-up 4″ x 5″ pinhole lens camera that helps demonstrate how it can tap into the intrinsic properties of light to produce a photograph.

Levitating Surround Sound Speaker

$75.99

This sleek levitating surround sound speaker adds instant ambiance in more ways than one. This Bluetooth speaker will not only provide rich, crisp sound but also some quaint ambient lighting. It’ll be a sure-fire conversation piece with all your guests.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$219.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

Ferret Hoodie

$12.06

Don’t let your poor little ferret suffer this winter! Keep him looking fashionable and feeling toasty in this cute ferret hoodie. This miniature hoodie will fit snuggly over your ferret’s front half and is perfect for those cold days lounging around the house.

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Mini Spy Hidden Camera

$54.84

Keep a watchful eye over your home or office without anyone becoming the wiser by using this mini spy hidden camera. It can support up to a 32GB memory card, records at 1920 X 1080P HD at 30 frames per second upon sensing movement.