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F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

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The plate is brushed gold with black engraving. Great for a gag gift or the person in the office who has everything! Order yours today!

G-Shock Rangeman Rugged Watch

$300.00

The G-Shock Rangeman rugged watch was made with outdoorsmen and adventurers in mind. Shock resistant and waterproof up to 200 meters, it is capable of tracking barometric pressure, temperature, and altitude – in addition to GPS navigation.

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Football Ice Cubes

$11.99

These football ice cubes are a total touchdown when it comes to cooling off beverages during the big game. They feature a tight-fitting lid to prevent spilling and will make an excellent gift idea for any football fan looking to cool off their drink with character.

Touch Sensitive Plants

$8.99

If you think plants don’t have feelings then you’ve never encountered a touch sensitive plant before. These bashful Mimosa Pudica plants lie still while left alone, but as soon as they feel your touch, the plant comes to life in beautifully mind-blowing ways.

Kohler Digital Shower Interface

$1.00

Transform your shower into a euphoric experience by outfitting your bathroom with the Kohler digital shower interface. It comes with pre-programmed temperature and hydrotherapy programs as well as 6 user-definable presets so that you can save your favorite settings.

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Bowflex SelectTech Adjustable Kettlebell

$199.00

Save space and perform your workout more efficiently with the BowFlex SelectTech adjustable kettlebell. This time-saving home gym essential allows you to conveniently change up the weight of the kettlebell from eight all the way to forty pounds in a snap.

Hogwarts Houses Wearable Blankets

$27.99

Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!

Modular Smart Lighting Panels

$199.99

Give every room in your home its own unique color scheme and ambiance using these modular smart lighting panels. Each kit comes with 9 LED panels that you can mount – onto the wall or ceiling – in any shape you wish to create visually stimulating designs.

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Oversized Foosball Table

$15,500.00

Get the entire gang in on the fun by upgrading your puny foosball table to this oversized model. This man-cave must-have handcrafted from reclaimed wood allows you to play with nine other friends – five on each side – for the most epic foosball game of your life.

Video Gaming Chair

$239.99

Submerge yourself completely into your favorite game by carrying out your marathon sessions on this video gaming chair. The ergonomic design provides full back support in addition to functional features like forward facing speakers and wireless audio transmission.

Sparkling Galaxy Roses

$19.99

What better way to show your better half that your love for them will never die than with these gorgeous sparkling galaxy roses? While natural flowers eventually wilt and die, these stunning and vibrant handcrafted roses will live on forever.

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Moving Rorschach Masks

$24.00

Terrify onlookers by giving yourself a demonic appearance with the moving Rorschach mask. The mask provides a comfortable, breathable fit and is coated with a paint that reacts to the temperature of your breath to create fluid abstract patterns.

Human Face Dog Masks

$7.98

Instantly turn your pup’s frown upside down by brightening up everyone’s day with these human face dog masks. These hilarious latex masks will make your four legged friend look like one of the funniest yet creepiest creatures you’ve ever seen.