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F*cker In Charge Name Plate

$14.99

Let all the inferior drones know who runs shit in your office using this “fucker in charge” name plate. This office appropriate piece is clearly engraved with a comical and crass title against a classy gold backdrop that will blend in beautifully with any office decor.

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The plate is brushed gold with black engraving. Great for a gag gift or the person in the office who has everything! Order yours today!

Self Defense Coin Purse

$36.95

Stay safe and fashionable when walking down the mean streets by strapping this self defense coin purse to your belt. This versatile fashion accessory not only stores your loose change but doubles as a handy weapon that you can quickly and easily wield with one hand.

Smart Light Switch Attachment

$26.99

Now you can use your smartphone to control your home’s lighting by installing this smart light switch attachment. It attaches magnetically to existing light switches, requires no programming, and can be conveniently controlled with the included phone app.

Pink Flamingo Pool Float

$24.99

Soak up some rays in style by jumping on top of this pink flamingo pool float. This vibrant hot pink flamingo is made from a durable multi-color vinyl and measures over four feet wide when inflated, assuring there’s plenty of room to lay out on.

Perfect Temperature Coffee Mug

$99.95

Ensure your beverage stays nice and warm up til the very last last drop by serving it inside this perfect temperature coffee mug. This app-assisted mug lets you remotely adjust it to your ideal temperature and sends you a notification when it’s just right.

Norton Core Secure WiFi Router

$149.95

Upgrade your online experience with the Norton Core secure WiFi router. It features multi-layered security for ultimate protection, a dual core-processor for optimal WiFi, smart parental controls, and lets you manage the network from your phone.

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

$16.49

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

Waterproof Gear Bags

$28.04

Ensure your electronic devices survive the great outdoors by stuffing them inside one of these handy waterproof gear bags.These versatile and tough bags feature RF-welded seams, a patented waterproof zipper, and are made from a durable TPU material.

The Deep Tissue Massage Gun

$99.95

Blast away tension and knots with the deep tissue massage gun. This compact and easy to handle device is powered by an extremely quiet and potent burshless motor and offers 20 different vibration speeds for convenient customization.

The Waterproof Packable Backpack

$83.98

This waterproof packable backpack from Catalyst is a traveler’s best friend. This great hiking pack comes with breathable mesh shoulder straps and is made from an ultra durable nylon fabric that will prevent water from penetrating and soaking all your gear.

Yamaha Silent Guitar

$559.99

Practice your passion without disrupting those around you by playing on this Yamaha silent guitar. It features a comfortable mahogany neck and maple body in addition to an onboard preamp system with a headphone jack so you can practice silently.

Roll Out Memory Foam Floor Mattress

$159.95

Ensure you sleep in total comfort even if you’re forced to rough it on the floor by laying down on this roll out memory foam mattress. It rolls out in seconds, comes with a non-slip bottom, and features a 3-inch thick memory foam layer for utmost comfort.