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Skate Deck Underglow LED Lights

$44.99

Turn heads when you’re tearing up the streets at night by outfitting your board with these skate deck underglow LED lights. These compact battery operated lights come with an adhesive backing that makes them remarkably easy to stick onto your board.

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Instantly blaze any board with cool ground effects lights! Board Blazers are the classic fully-customizable LED underglow skate lights. Don’t be duped by inferior knockoffs that risk your favorite deck, trucks, or wheels.
Easily attach lights under trucks to grind and flip, or cruise in style and safety. Our new custom-designed, industrial grade adhesive made in the USA locks down the lights without damaging your deck. Don’t get stuck with the other guys’ cheap, flimsy double-sided tape.

Apocalypse Survival Weapons Kit

$278.58

Prepare yourself for the inevitable downfall of modern civilization with the Apocalypse Survival Kit. Included in this folding apocalypse survival kit is everything you need to defend yourself from violent roaming gangs, zombies, and other hostiles.

Hidden Camera USB Wall Charger

$119.00

Keep a watchful eye over your dominion – even when you’re not there – using this hidden camera USB wall charger. Designed like a run-of-the-mill wall charger, this WiFi enabled device lets you stream 1080p HD footage directly to your smartphone or tablet.

Flame Simulating LED Light Bulb

$18.97 $13.99

Create a romantic candle-lit ambiance without running the risk of accidentally burning down your home by using these flame simulating LED light bulbs. These energy saving LEDs are designed to flicker like real candles to give off an inviting warm glow.

Bug Catcher Vacuum

$9.31

Keeping your home insect free is easier than ever thanks to this rechargeable bug vacuum. It charges via USB and gives you the option to release the creepy crawlers you catch back into the wild.

Manly Scented Candles

$32.00

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

$47.99

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Hair Growing Helmet

$699.99

Toss out that bottle of Rogaine, because Science™ and lasers have teamed up to create an infallible technique to re-grow your hair and stop balding at the source! Just put the hair growing helmet on, don’t ask questions, and let the lasers take care of the rest.

Trump Toilet Brush

$7.99

Make your toilet bowl great again by keeping it spick and span with this Trump toilet brush. Forty-five won’t disappoint as he puts his glorious golden faux-locks to work to drain that porcelain swamp. Your toilet is going to look so good folks, believe me.

Acer Mixed Reality Headset

$299.99

Experience the freedom to create the content that you imagine with the Acer mixed reality headset. It combines both mixed reality and virtual reality while tracking your movements using a gyroscope, accelerometer, and magnetometer for an unrivaled experience.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$16.98

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

Perpetual Calendar

$44.68

The perpetual calendar is the stylish, modern, and eco-friendly way to keep track of the date. Designed by the Museum of Modern Art in New York, this dynamic calendar provides an innovative way to tell the date and adjusts so you can use it year after year.

All-In-One Tire Changing Kit

$129.99

Make life a little easier on yourself by upgrading your outdated car jack to the all-in-one tire changing kit. The kit includes a powerful hydraulic jack that’ll lift your car in under a minute and can double as an inflator pump so that you can fill your tires with air.

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