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Skate Deck Underglow LED Lights

$48.99

Turn heads when you’re tearing up the streets at night by outfitting your board with these skate deck underglow LED lights. These compact battery operated lights come with an adhesive backing that makes them remarkably easy to stick onto your board.

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Instantly blaze any board with cool ground effects lights! Board Blazers are the classic fully-customizable LED underglow skate lights. Don’t be duped by inferior knockoffs that risk your favorite deck, trucks, or wheels.
Easily attach lights under trucks to grind and flip, or cruise in style and safety. Our new custom-designed, industrial grade adhesive made in the USA locks down the lights without damaging your deck. Don’t get stuck with the other guys’ cheap, flimsy double-sided tape.

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$20.00

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$24.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$22.49

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

Self Sustaining Ecosphere

$79.99

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

$8.78

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.

Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit

$217.20

Make your humble abode feel a little more magical by beautifying it using this fiber optic star ceiling kit. You’ll be able to transform any dull room into a star-studded out-of-this-world masterpiece that you can customize with your favorite color.

Desktop Fire Place

$503.62

Get a nice little bonfire going with just the push of a button by cozying up alongside this desktop fire place. This cleverly designed ambient lighting lamp gives of a soft warm glow and also makes realistic sound effects to mimic the cracking wood of a real bonfire.

Wizard Of Oz Doorstop

$79.00

You’re definitely not in Kansas anymore with these Wizard Of Oz Doorstops. Featuring the Wicked Witch of the East’s ruby slippers and snake like feet, this decorative doorstop is a cute way to keep your doors open, and makes a great gift for Wizard Of Oz fans.

The Stormtrooper Decanter

$37.72

Store your prized hooch like a loyal Imperial by keeping it inside this Stormtrooper decanter. This elegant and geeky 750ml decanter is made from high quality super flint glass based on the Stormtrooper’s helmet from the original 1976 film.

Guitar Learning System

$44.95

Learn to shred like the music gods in no time at all with the guitar learning system. This ingenious device goes over the guitar and shows you how to play the different chords with your fingers. It even includes a 60 day instructional program to help you get started.

Secret Storage Compartment Insoles

$15.99

Ensure your most valuable possessions remain safe while you’re out-and-about by stashing them inside these secret storage compartment insoles. The heel of each insole features a small built-in compartment ideal for storing small things like house keys and spare cash.

Cock Breath Mints

$6.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.