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The Anti-Choking Device

$49.95

Keep yourself and your family safe by placing the anti-choking device in your first aid kit. This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

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This life-saving device rests on top of the tongue and then uses targeted powerful suction to dislodge blockage from the airway in seconds – best of all, it can safely be self-administered.

USB Kill Stick

$99.99

Now you can own a USB stick that destroys anything in its path. Once you plug in this weaponized USB kill stick, it will rapidly charge its capacitors from the USB power supply and then discharge it, permanently disabling any unprotected equipment.

Shoe Space Savers

$17.95

Maximize your limited closet space to the fullest using these shoe space savers. The simple yet functional design of these storage units allow you to neatly stack a pair of shoes on top of each other – effectively doubling your closet space.

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

$37.83

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

Netgear Next Gen Nighthawk Routers

$389.99

These next-generation Nighthawk routers from Netgear are designed to keep up with our technology driven lives. This line of new routers will boast WiFi 6 technology which will reportedly deliver up to 4x better performance than the previous generation.

Candy G-String

$10.45

Drive your partner wild by appealing to their sweet tooth with this delectable candy G-String. These sensual undies are made entirely out of little heart-shaped multi-colored hard candies perfect for spicing things up in the bedroom.

Batarang Letter Opener

$65.00

Slice open your snail mail with ruthless efficiency using this Batarang letter opener. Styled like the Caped Crusader’s iconic and immensely versatile weapon, this superbly crafted letter opener will be perfect for the home, office, or even to put on display.

Coffee Table Drink Cooler

$1,249.99

Bring your living room into the 21st century with the Sobro coffee table drink cooler. Apart from the ample refrigerated compartment, this versatile piece comes with built-in LED lights, charging ports, and Bluetooth speakers.

Calculus For Infants

$12.95

Get your infant ahead of the curve from day one with Calculus for Infants. This amusing booklet will teach your child the introductory lessons of calculus – giving them a noticeable advantage that will easily last throughout their pre-kindergarten academic career.

The Star Wars Archives Book

$168.45

Learn everything you ever wanted to know about the original trilogy by diving into The Star Wars Archives. Made with the full cooperation of Lucasfilm, it delivers an in-depth look at the making of the original trilogy – complete with concept art, story boards, and more!

Air Fort Inflatable Tent

$49.95

Build a kickass fort in mere seconds using this air fort inflatable tent. The tent works with any portable fan to instantly inflate and provide your little ones with a cool, secluded, and breezy hangout that they can set up anywhere.

The Manual Hand Drill

$20.99

When there’s drilling to be done on delicate surfaces, the manual hand drill is the perfect tool for the job. Available in either a 1/4-inch capacity or 3/8-inch capacity, this versatile tool is ideal for surfaces like plastic acrylics, fiber, and bamboo wood.

Black Dial Stainless Steel Rolex

$13,728.19

Become a prime target for every thief and mugger in a five mile radius when you hit the town wearing the black dial stainless steel Rolex. This first rate timepiece features unrivaled craftsmanship and an ageless design that will complement any look.