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Snail Jelly Face Mask

$21.95

Get the young, radiant, and slimy looking skin you’ve always yearned for by using these snail jelly masks. Each mask comes coated with real snail secretion, which has been known to have a variety of regenerative effects on the skin.

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Face masks and snail secretion filtrate have been a huge hit in South Korea skincare for years, and are now gaining huge traction in the US as well. Using snail secretion filtrate and the best techniques from K-beauty, Our hydrogel-coated mask is the perfect solution for your moisture, hydration, and rejuvenation needs.
SKEDERM‘s Snail Jelly Mask is the perfect way to end your day and be ready for the next one!

At-Home Blue Light Acne Treatment Device

$119.00

Help maintain a radiant and clear complexion without pricey and invasive treatments using this at-home blue light acne treatment device. It combines blue light therapy and T-Sonic pulsations to target blemishes and eliminate acne at the source.

Radioactive Uranium Ore

$39.95

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$15.25

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

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Strength Augmenting Flicking Device

$29.97

Turn your hands into lethal weapons by strapping on this strength augmenting flicking device. Apart from unique, this quirky device is extremely versatile since it can be used to as a finger exerciser, a self defense weapon, and even to open your beer bottle.

Folding Tailgating Table

$49.99

Keep your crew’s snacks and beverages handy at all times by placing them on this folding tailgating table. It folds out to provide you with a secure place to rest your chips and four beer bottles on and even comes with a small insulated cooler compartment on the bottom.

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Handcrafted Milk Chocolate Truffles

$35.99

Why settle for simple store-bought candy when you can indulge with a few of these handcrafted milk chocolate truffles. These handmade morsels come in a box containing a dozen, each one sporting a vibrantly colorful exterior.

Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

$15.00

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

Wearable Sleeping Bags

Wearable Sleeping Bags

$200.00

If you like wearing sweatpants all day, then you’ll love the wearable sleeping bag. With the ability to take a nap anywhere at anytime, the wearable sleeping bag is perfect for bums. It’s also great to wear while camping on chilly nights with its insulated core.

Travel Security Belt

$18.99

Keep your valuables safe from pickpockets when you’re on-the-go by storing them inside this travel security belt. This fully adjustable and airport-friendly accessory comes with a concealed compartment along the belt’s interior that’s ideal for stashing what matters most.

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The Holy Meme Bible

$16.95

Relive the internet’s greatest memes by unleashing your creativity on the Holy Meme Bible coloring book. Each page showcases a different meme such as “dat boi”, “Harambe”, and “Damn Daniel” in the form a fun children’s activity like a fun maze or crossword puzzle.

Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

$140.00

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Bigfoot Statue

$125.99

Bigfoot exists and this whole time he’s been hiding in your own backyard! This mini Bigfoot statue stands just under two feet tall and will cause all your guests to do a double take when they catch a glance at this urban legend walking around your backyard.