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Workaholics Bear Coat

$179.99

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

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Dress just like Blake in this official Workaholics bear coat. Impress your friends by looking so grizzly or wear it in the office to make your work day that much better! This 100% polyester coat will keep you warm, “Fur sure”.

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Compact Fishing Rod

$225.00

Enjoy the sport of fishing virtually anywhere you travel by bringing along this compact fishing rod. Dubbed the Swiss Army knife of fishing rods, it’s made to be salt water resistant and features modular parts that can be interchanged to fit your style of fishing.

Loop High Fidelity Donut Earplugs

$29.99

Protect your eardrums with utmost style and comfort using the Loop high fidelity donut earplugs. They feature an ergonomic shape that sits perfectly in your ear to block out excess noise so that you can clearly hear music and speech at lower levels.

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Super Mario Bowsette Costume

$70.00

Bring sexy back to the Mushroom Kingdom with this one-of-a-kind Super Mario Bowsette Costume. This head-turning costume includes the earrings, bracelets, necklace, brooch, wig, and crown complete with the larger than life Bowser horns.

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ICEE Slushie Making Machine

$139.99

There’s no better or tastier way to beat the heat than with an ICEE Slushie! Now with this ICEE machine, you’ll be able to make this American classic right at from the comfort and convenience of your home’s kitchen!

Lightcycle Adjustable Smart Lamp

$799.00

This daylight simulating adjustable smart lamp from Dyson is the ultra versatile lighting fixture that can adapt to a multitude of activities. Whether you need to work or just want to relax, you’ll be able to set it to 1 of 3 lighting modes plus customize the warmth and intensity.

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Adorable Sleepy Sloth

$15.25

Just looking at him makes your worries fade away. This chilling sloth plushie is a whole vibe. Place him anywhere in your room and he will bring nothing but chill good vibes.

Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

$11.99

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

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IKEA POÄNG Lap Desk

$153.78

Get work done while staying superbly comfortable on the IKEA POÄNG lap desk. This practical variation of the classic IKEA chair sports a wooden swivel desk that allows you to remain productive even if you’re not sitting at your office.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$105.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Levitating Darth Vader Helmet

$219.99

Make your allegiances known to all by showing your support for The Empire with this levitating Darth Vader helmet. Lord Vader’s iconic black helmet hovers above an LED lit base that illuminates it from underneath to create a sinister and eerie look.

Alien Baby Doll

$109.95

Become the proud parent of a truly out-of-this-world bundle of joy by adopting this adorable alien baby doll. This little 16-inch cutie was masterfully crafted by award-winning special effects artist J. Anthony Kosar, giving it an incredibly realistic appearance.

The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

$5.00

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.