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Workaholics Bear Coat

$165.00

If you’ve got a tight butthole, then you need to get yourself a bear coat. This amazing bear coat is styled after the glorious coat worn by Blake from Workaholics, giving you a straight grizzly look while also keeping you warm during long hours in that cold cubicle space

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Dress just like Blake in this official Workaholics bear coat. Impress your friends by looking so grizzly or wear it in the office to make your work day that much better! This 100% polyester coat will keep you warm, “Fur sure”.

Unstable Unicorns Card Game

$19.97

Unstable Unicorns is the extremely entertaining card game that will destroy your friendships – but in a good way. This strategic card game combines unicorns and destruction in a race to see who can assemble an army of deadly unicorns to obliterate opposing players.

World’s Tiniest Violin

$16.95

Put an end to someone’s constant whining by making light of their complaints with the world’s tiniest violin. Whenever you hear incessant bellyaching coming from their pie hole, simply pull out your tiny instrument and serenade them until they shut up.

Ko-Axis Rail Pen

$129.99

Experience unparalleled comfort while writing by swapping your plain pen for the Ko-Axis Rail Pen. The flat rectangular shape and rounded edges of this unique writing utensil provide a greater surface area than cylindrical pens – resulting in a more ergonomic feel.

Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

$24.99

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$808.88

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Godzilla Vinyl Action Figure

$499.89

Quick, get all your action figures to safety! Godzilla is loose! Coming in at 12″ tall and a whopping 27″ long, the Godzilla vinyl action figure is amazingly detailed and programmed to wreck havoc on your existing collection of toys and collectibles.

Iron Man 3D LED Backpack

$104.00

There are backpacks and then there’s this stunning Iron Man 3D LED backpack. This head-turner of a backpack comes with a giant Iron Man face – complete with a couple of light up eyes – plastered over the entire backside – making it perfect for the comic fan in your life.

Trampoline Tent

$159.99

This trampoline tent will transform your plain old trampoline into an awesome fort the kids will absolutely love. It’s designed for 14′ round trampolines and is extremely easy to set up and take down, making it ideal for backyard camp outs.

World’s Largest Party Cups

$19.99

The King of all party cups is here! Become the life of the party with the original GoBig Giant Red Party Cup by GoPong. At a whopping size that is 6x bigger than a standard party cup, this cup can supersize classics like Flip Cup or Beer Pong. GoBig!

Skate Deck Underglow LED Lights

$44.99

Turn heads when you’re tearing up the streets at night by outfitting your board with these skate deck underglow LED lights. These compact battery operated lights come with an adhesive backing that makes them remarkably easy to stick onto your board.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.39

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

Speed Resistance Training Parachute

$29.99

Improve your acceleration on the field by working out with the speed resistance training parachute. It features a 360 degree rotation belt and a free motion ring in addition to a quick release buckle so you can unhinge yourself mid-sprint.