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Personalized Big Head Cutouts

$44.99

Let your MVP know you have their back when they’re out on the field by waving around these personalized big head cutouts. The cutouts are available in sizes ranging from a few inches to a giant 3 foot tall head that is guaranteed to stand out in the crowd.

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Big Head Cutouts are perfect for bridal showers. Upload any photo for your face cutout. Use cutouts for fun photos! Big Heads are great for selfies, photo booths, and group photos. Take photos with the wedding party using cutouts! Use Big Heads for decorations and games!

Whiskey Wedge Cup

$24.95

Help take the edge off after a stressful day by chilling your drink with the whiskey wedge. The wedge’s stylish shape gives your drink an aesthetically pleasing look while its large size melts slower than smaller ice cubes to help retain your drink’s full flavor.

Pet Tornado

$8.49

Experience the awesome power of mother nature from the comfort of home when you gaze at this fun pet tornado. A few twists of the wrist is all you need to create tiny twisters from the white foam clouds floating inside.

26 Pound Gummy Worm Python

$149.99

Experience what a sugar coma feels like by taking on this 26 pound gummy worm python. Weighing exactly 26.9 pounds, this edible pet comes in a savory sweet cherry flavor and measures 8 feet long, making ideal it to share with your fellow reptile lovers.

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Judy Emergency Disaster Kits

$195.00

These Judy emergency disaster kits will ensure you’re prepared for whatever comes your way. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of kits ranging from bulky ones that are ideal for family homes to more portable ones that you can carry on your back.

Sexy Truth Or Dare Game

$14.95

Give your love life a kinky twist by playing an arousing game of Sexy Truth Or Dare. Each player takes turns grabbing one of the double sided sticks, performing either the sexually adventurous dare or answering the racy question – depending on their level of bravery.

Zip Blade Keychain Knife

$15.50

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

Fingerprint Gun Safe

$201.69

Don’t just keep your gun a little bit safe — keep it completely locked down with the fingerprint gun safe. The fingerprint gun case only allows authorized fingerprints to access the safe, so you can store you guns without worry of unwanted use.

Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboards

$99.00

Enjoy the versatility of a compact board with all the stability of a traditional longboard by riding around on an Eggboard. These mini longboard cruiser skateboards, feature a wider than normal deck for increased stability while you cruise.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

$34.80

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

Cardboard Personal Recording Studio

$2,000.00

Record your upcoming straight fire mixtape without spending a fortune on renting studio time by using this cardboard personal recording studio. It’s available in two size options, features a lockable door, ventilation shaft, and of course it’s entirely soundproof.

Coffee Table Drink Cooler

$1,249.99

Bring your living room into the 21st century with the Sobro coffee table drink cooler. Apart from the ample refrigerated compartment, this versatile piece comes with built-in LED lights, charging ports, and Bluetooth speakers.