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Wizard Of Oz Doorstop

$79.00

You’re definitely not in Kansas anymore with these Wizard Of Oz Doorstops. Featuring the Wicked Witch of the East’s ruby slippers and snake like feet, this decorative doorstop is a cute way to keep your doors open, and makes a great gift for Wizard Of Oz fans.

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Westland Giftware’s Wicked Witch of the East Legs Door Stop is made of beautifully painted pewter.

Toe Of Satan 9 Million Scoville Lollipop

$19.99

Set your insides on fire by giving the Toe of Satan a lick or two. Straight from the seventh circle of hell, this incredibly hot hand-poured lollipop is made with an devilishly hot chili extract that comes in at 9 million units on the Scoville heat scale!

The Giant Teddy Bear

$219.99

Turn your bedroom into the best snuggling spot in your home by bringing in this giant teddy bear. This ginormous teddy stands at over eight feet tall and features an ultra soft exterior and an even fluffier interior that makes him ideal for laying on top of.

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Shower Margarita Machine

$8.99

Turn shower time into happy hour with the Shower Margarita Machine. This must-have bathroom accessory comes in a vibrantly and hilariously designed box measuring 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and is guaranteed to create laughs.

The Personal Foot Massager

$1.00

Send your poor and overworked feet on a mini vacation by treating them to a luxury massage with the personal foot massager. It delivers an ultra relaxing air compression heated shiatsu massage that will work out all the kinks and pains in your tired feet.

Wooden Mechanical Mayan Wall Calendar

$49.00

Place a pre-Columbian spin on the way you keep track of the days by hanging up this wooden mechanical Mayan wall calendar. While it won’t predict the end world, this natural birch ply 73-piece 3D puzzle is perfect for keeping track of the date.

The Fart Filter

$8.99

Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.

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microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$34.99

Save yourself a trip to the emergency room by repairing minor small wounds with a microMend emergency wound closures. It’s remarkably simple to apply and can effectively close a wound up to 1-inch, making it ideal for all kinds of cuts and scrapes.

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US Treasury Two Dollar Bills

$299.99

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

Healthy Hair Biotin Gummy Vitamins

$34.99

Improve the beauty and health of your hair and nails quickly and easily with Sugarbearhair’s yummy gummy vitamins. They’re loaded with biotin, Vitamin A, C, D, E, B-6, Folic Acid, Vitamin B-12, Pantothenic Acid, Iodine, Zinc, Choline, and Inositol.

Portable Fire Pit Camp Stove

$219.00

Make campfire cookouts easy on yourself by preparing your meals on this portable fire pit camp stove. It is crafted from thick American steel that’s resistant to warping from heat and can be easily assembled and disassembled for maximum portability.

Manly Scented Candles

$34.00

Enjoy a little relaxing candlelit atmosphere without loosing any man points by lighting up one of these manly scented candles. These vegan-friednly hand-poured candles come in testosterone-ladden options such as “Black Beard, Patriot, Ranger, and Supra 56”.

Misfortune Cookies

$28.99

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about love and wealth in these cookies – only bleak fortunes that only someone with a dark sense of humor will appreciate.