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Vector Mini Personal Robot

$965.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

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Vector is a companion made to hang out and help out. Powered by ai and advanced robotics, he’s alive with personality and engaged by sight, sound, and touch.
Vector is voice-activated and will answer questions, take photos for you, time dinner, show you the weather, and more.

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Chicken Leg Socks

$9.98

Turn your skinny legs into your body’s most attractive feature by walking out in these chicken leg socks. These highly fashionable knee high socks are made to provide all day comfort and make the perfect gift for the free-spirited fashion forward person in your life.

Human Face Dog Masks

$7.98

Instantly turn your pup’s frown upside down by brightening up everyone’s day with these human face dog masks. These hilarious latex masks will make your four legged friend look like one of the funniest yet creepiest creatures you’ve ever seen.

Licki Cat Hair Brush

$25.00

Have you ever wanted to lick your cat? Sure you have! Well now you can finally fulfill your motherly instincts & desires to groom your feline using your tongue – but without the furballs! Simply place the hair brush in your mouth, and get to lickin’!

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

Scrubba Portable Washing Machine Bag

$54.95

Keeping your laundry clean when you’re on-the-move is more convenient than ever with the Scrubba portable washing machine bag. Simply fill it up, deflate, rub your close clean, rinse, and hang your garments up to dry under the warm sun.

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Octopus Monster Costume

$367.00

This bizarre-looking octopus monster costume will make you a shoo-in to win first prize at any costume contest you take part in. This Lovecraftian getup is handmade and will fit you great whether you are a man or a woman.

The Leaf Hauler

$39.99

This autumn, clear your backyard of fallen leaves in record time with help from the leaf hauler. This ultra handy accessory comes with 35 square feet of usable surface area along with 3 sturdy sides, ground stakes to keep it in place, and 4 handles for easy lifting.

Vector Mini Personal Robot

$965.00

Vector is the mini personal robot that’s smart, fun, and affordable. This little fella is always eager to assist you with anything ranging from accessing social media to playing fun games, and can also function as a patrolling security camera and much more!

D.A.R.E. Neon Fanny Pack

$22.95

Hide your stash in the last place anyone would ever think of looking by placing it inside this retro D.A.R.E. neon fanny pack. This must-have hipster accessory sports the classic D.A.R.E. program that we all betrayed in our adult years.

Stinky Ass Scented Hand Sanitizer

$12.99

Ensure your victims never see it coming by pranking them with this Stinky Ass scented hand sanitizer. This 100% real hand sanitizer looks completely normal, until you put it on. Instead of a pleasant scent, it leaves behind a putrid stench that smells like straight up ass.

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Tactical Pocket Sand

$10.00

Fend off any would be assaulter that comes your way by throwing a fist full of pocket sand! Popularized by King of The Hill’s Dale Gribble, each tactical drawstring cotton pouch comes loaded with two 1 oz. baggies of top quality granules of deterrence.

Drunk Piggy Back Ride Costume

$52.99

Get away with public intoxication this Halloween by hitting the streets dressed in this drunk piggy back ride costume. This hilarious getup creates the illusion your drunken-self is being carried home by a very kind traditionally dressed Bavarian man.

Hogwarts Houses Wearable Blankets

$22.39

Throw away those muggle-infested blankets and get yourself one of these magical Hogwarts houses wearable throw blankets! Made of soft & luxurious fleece with oversized loose fitting sleeves, it’ll shield you from the cold while leaving your hands free to cast spells!