Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.
From patent-pending Morphteck Bases to dual density shock absorption, Slopedecks are the most nimble snow skate around. For urban riding or backyard fun the Slopedeck is the tool of choice. Quick turning, intuitive, lightweight — with solid carving in all snow conditions — you’ll finally get that skateboard feel you’ve been yearning for. The idea of surfing on snow has been around for decades. Snow boarding and snowskates offer up their own unique dynamics, but they still don’t capture the flow and elemental feel of surfing. Powder Surfing and “Noboarding” are the closest we’ve come to surfing on snow. They’re great fun, but unfortunately they’re limited to powder. Thus we endeavored to design a board that captures the true essence of surfing and skateboarding in a broader range of snow conditions. After much research and testing, we designed what sets the Slopedeck apart from other snowskates: Morphteck Bases. These unique, patent-pending bases are comprised of an offset narrow base coupled with CNC machined arced grooves. This makes our Slopedecks unbelievably nimble, while giving you that surfy feel you always wanted.
Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.
The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.
Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.
Stay safe and fashionable in true Imperial fashion as you roll down the streets on your bike by protecting your noggin using this Darth Vader motorcycle helmet. Styled like Vader’s iconic helmet, it features an anti-fog insert and a wide sun visor for improved peripheral vision.
There are backpacks and then there’s this stunning Iron Man 3D LED backpack. This head-turner of a backpack comes with a giant Iron Man face – complete with a couple of light up eyes – plastered over the entire backside – making it perfect for the comic fan in your life.
See what Hogwarts house you’d be placed in if you attended the renowned school of wizardry with this Harry Potter real talking sorting hat. Simply place the hat on your head, press the button, and listen as the hat sorts you into your Hogwarts house.