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The Snow Skateboard

$169.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

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From patent-pending Morphteck Bases to dual density shock absorption, Slopedecks are the most nimble snow skate around. For urban riding or backyard fun the Slopedeck is the tool of choice. Quick turning, intuitive, lightweight — with solid carving in all snow conditions — you’ll finally get that skateboard feel you’ve been yearning for. The idea of surfing on snow has been around for decades. Snow boarding and snowskates offer up their own unique dynamics, but they still don’t capture the flow and elemental feel of surfing. Powder Surfing and “Noboarding” are the closest we’ve come to surfing on snow. They’re great fun, but unfortunately they’re limited to powder. Thus we endeavored to design a board that captures the true essence of surfing and skateboarding in a broader range of snow conditions. After much research and testing, we designed what sets the Slopedeck apart from other snowskates: Morphteck Bases. These unique, patent-pending bases are comprised of an offset narrow base coupled with CNC machined arced grooves. This makes our Slopedecks unbelievably nimble, while giving you that surfy feel you always wanted.

Semen, Blood & Breast Milk Perfume

$85.00

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Outdoor Cat Sanctuary

$692.33

The outdoor cat sanctuary is perfect for cats who love the outdoors but have a tendency of running off. This wooden sanctuary offers both a cozy sheltered cabin in addition to an open air area that is covered by a protective netting to ensure your kitty remains safe.

Hanging Moon Lamp

$27.98

Enjoy the beautiful sight of a full moon every night of the year by hanging up this lovely moon lamp. This spherical LED lamp measures 5.9-inches across, can be set to 1 of 16 colors, and can either be hung or placed on a quaint wooden rack.

Nugget Ice Machine

$560.00

Give your drinks the perfect blend of taste, texture, and temperature with help from the counter top nugget ice machine. Simply fill it up with clean water and you’ll be able to whip up to one pound of easily chewable flavor absorbing nugget ice every hour.

Instant Watermelon Slicer

$9.99

Enjoy a juicy slice of watermelon without making a mess by cutting open your fruit using this instant watermelon slicer. The slicer comes with rubber handles to prevent slipping and features sharp stainless steel blades that swiftly cut the watermelon into 12 equal parts.

Darth Vader Motorcycle Helmet

$386.03

Stay safe and fashionable in true Imperial fashion as you roll down the streets on your bike by protecting your noggin using this Darth Vader motorcycle helmet. Styled like Vader’s iconic helmet, it features an anti-fog insert and a wide sun visor for improved peripheral vision.

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Winter Trapper Hat

$20.99

With this winter trapper hat, you’ll be ready for anything Old Man Winter throws your way. This four-in-one piece provides 360-degree protection from the elements so that your face, head, and neck remain shielded and warm no matter how cold it gets.

Nintendo Poke Ball Plus

$104.49

The Nintendo Poke Ball Plus is going to make your Pokemon gaming experience feel more authentic than ever! It’s designed to work like a Joy-Con controller with the upcoming Nintendo Switch games – allowing you to easily move, battle, and navigate menus.

Iron Man 3D LED Backpack

$104.00

There are backpacks and then there’s this stunning Iron Man 3D LED backpack. This head-turner of a backpack comes with a giant Iron Man face – complete with a couple of light up eyes – plastered over the entire backside – making it perfect for the comic fan in your life.

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

Angry Squishy Stress Ball

$18.65

Angry? Stressed? Take it all out on this little grumpy octopus. He will hate you and forever seek vengeance. Poke him, squeeze him, or just throw him around.

Harry Potter Real Talking Sorting Hat

$56.22

See what Hogwarts house you’d be placed in if you attended the renowned school of wizardry with this Harry Potter real talking sorting hat. Simply place the hat on your head, press the button, and listen as the hat sorts you into your Hogwarts house.

Amazon Smart Plug

$24.99

Make your home smarter than ever with the Amazon smart plug! The smart plug allows you to voice control everyday appliances like lights, TVs, fans, or even your coffee maker – while featuring a slim design that keeps the adjacent outlet free and accessible.