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The Snow Skateboard

$165.00

Shred the slopes in the same gnarly way that you tear up the streets by hopping aboard the snow skateboard. The board’s bold design allows you to carve tight turns in all types of conditions while the arched grooves provide unsurpassed control and a surf-like feel.

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From patent-pending Morphteck Bases to dual density shock absorption, Slopedecks are the most nimble snow skate around. For urban riding or backyard fun the Slopedeck is the tool of choice. Quick turning, intuitive, lightweight — with solid carving in all snow conditions — you’ll finally get that skateboard feel you’ve been yearning for. The idea of surfing on snow has been around for decades. Snow boarding and snowskates offer up their own unique dynamics, but they still don’t capture the flow and elemental feel of surfing. Powder Surfing and “Noboarding” are the closest we’ve come to surfing on snow. They’re great fun, but unfortunately they’re limited to powder. Thus we endeavored to design a board that captures the true essence of surfing and skateboarding in a broader range of snow conditions. After much research and testing, we designed what sets the Slopedeck apart from other snowskates: Morphteck Bases. These unique, patent-pending bases are comprised of an offset narrow base coupled with CNC machined arced grooves. This makes our Slopedecks unbelievably nimble, while giving you that surfy feel you always wanted.

Cock Breath Mints

$5.99

After a big meaty meal, nothing will freshen your breath quite like a couple of Cock Breath Mints. These small mints feature a delightful peppermint flavor and come housed in a creative and tastefully designed tin large enough to hold around 165 mints.

Deep Exfoliation Foot Peel

$25.00

Give your crusty feet a new lease on life by making them baby-smooth using this deep exfoliation foot peel. About 5 days after you place the special goo-filled booties on, dead layers of calloused skin will begin to peel off until eventually you’re left with only fresh baby skin.

The Mini Scalp Head Massager

$263.13

Give your noggin the five-star treatment using the mini scalp head massager. This handy waterproof device features 3 massage modes, 2 speed settings, and 4 small massage heads with a total of 96 contact points that rotate both clockwise and counter-clockwise.

Indestructible Kevlar Charging Cable

$24.45

Say goodbye to frayed cables once and for all by charging your devices using this indestructible kevlar cable. Compatible with both Apple and Android devices, the cable is reinforced by kevlar and is designed to be tangle resistant.

Assassin’s Creed Hidden Blade

$36.99

Stalk and kill your target like Ezio with this functioning Assassin’s Creed inspired hidden blade; with the flick of the wrist, the replica assassin blade will spring outward. Perfect for cosplay, these life size hidden blades are officially licensed.

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Video Game Console iPhone Case

$20.99

Get a dose of nostalgia on the daily by protecting your smartphone with this video game console iPhone case. The case essentially transforms your smartphone into a Game Boy-styled handheld ideal for Apple users who are old school gamers at heart.

Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

$26.99

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.

Emergency Breathing System

$18.99

Increase your chances of survival during a home fire by having this emergency breathing system at your side. This life saving device is designed to prevent smoke inhalation by filtering out chemical substances and removing carbon monoxide for up to five minutes.

Sand & Snow Castle Building Set

$57.99

Easily transform any plain patch of sand or snow into an awe-inspiring structure using this castle building set. This fun six-piece set includes everything you’ll need in order to erect glorious castles that look like they took hours to construct.

Buttocks Lifting Hip Workout Machine

$14.99

Get the toned booty of your dreams without wasting countless hours at the gym with this buttocks lifting hip workout machine. The unique U-shape goes over the buttocks to provide electrical stimulation that will tighten and firm your hips and butt.

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Socket Station Shelf

$16.99

Get more from your simple wall outlet by upgrading to the SocketStation smart hub shelf. Thanks to this must-have for modern homes, you will be able to charge devices without having to leave them hanging by their cords or thrown on the floor.

Ultra Rugged External Hard Drive

$133.50

The G-Technology ArmorATD is the ultra rugged external hard drive that was designed to take a beating. It features triple-layer shock resistance in addition to a rain- and dust-proof enclosure with a 1000lb crush rating – the perfect hard drive for all outdoorsmen.