Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.
“This atypical alphabet book humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling… Each letter’s sample is illustrated with cartoony, full-color drawings followed by a comically absurd sentence highlighting other examples. “G is for Gnocchi. / The gnome yells, ‘Waiter! There’s a bright white gnat nibbling on my gnocchi!’ …the concept will help new readers and new English language learners conquer some of the more peculiar aspects of our language.” – Kirkus
“Explore the many quirks and anomalies of English spelling and pronunciation in an A-to-Z tribute to some of the most unconventional words in the lexicon. Learn why Y is not for “why” and U is not for “you,” but V is for “five” and C is for “czar.” With this book full of puns, alliteration, playful artwork, and plenty of entertaining observations, children of all ages will enjoy celebrating the exceptions to the rules.” – Foreword Reviews, STARRED Review
“A raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet.” – The New York Times
“Are you a logophile (someone who loves words)? If you are, this delightful picture book will be your new favorite alphabet book… In this book, “A is for Aisle” and “H is for Heir”. What? Below each letter and illustration is a sentence describing each word. “M is for Mnemonic. // But now Mr. M. can’t remember why.” Isn’t this a delight for readers and writers of all ages? It’s my new favorite.” – Imagination Soup
“A win for word nerd kids and pun-tastic dads everywhere.” – The Dad
“The book spotlights words that have silent letters, or weird grammar rules, and invites you to ponder dangerous word traps and oddities. And you might learn something new along the way…While other lessons teach really important principles that, honestly, could change your life and maybe even help you find love.” – Funny or Die
A New York Times Best Seller! An Amazon Best Book of the Month!A “raucous trip through the odd corners of our alphabet.” ―The New York Times Let’s get real―the English language is bizarre. A might be for apple, but it’s also for aisle and aeons. Why does the word “gnat” start with a G but the word “knot” doesn’t start with an N? It doesn’t always make sense, but don’t let these rule-breaking silent letters defeat you!This whimsical, funky book from Raj Haldar (aka rapper Lushlife) turns the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, poking fun at the most mischievous words in the English language and demonstrating how to pronounce them. Fun and informative for word nerds of all ages!
If there’s a hole or crack that needs fixing and there’s water involved, this instant hole patching tape will solve all your problems. This almost-magical tape will patch, bond, seal, and repair virtually everything – even underwater!
Make pizza in the shape of an ice cream cone with this incredible pizza cone maker kit. Included in this easy to use set are two pizza cones that have a non-stick coating for quick cleanup, along with easy to follow instructions so you can clog your arteries in no time!
Make your formal wear pop during the night by accenting your dapper suit with one of these light up bow ties. This custom accessory is outfitted with a vibrant glow wire around the edges that shines bright for over 12 hours.
Have fun at the expense of your favorite loud-mouthed merc by spicing up your shindig with the Deadpool vs. The World party game. Players take turns filling in the blanks on each of the graphic cards that depict Deadpool in a series of strange and unsightly situations.
Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.
Set your insides on fire while satisfying your sweet tooth with the word’s hottest gummy bear. Affectionately named Lil’ Nitro, this ridiculously spicy gummy comes in a 9 million Scoville units – making it 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.
Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.
Let Bob Ross inspire you with his beautiful art while you sip your coffee from this heat reactive mug. After pouring hot liquid into this 13.8 ounce mug, the dark background behind Bob Ross begins to morph into one of his gorgeous and serene landscape paintings.
Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.
This autumn, clear your backyard of fallen leaves in record time with help from the leaf hauler. This ultra handy accessory comes with 35 square feet of usable surface area along with 3 sturdy sides, ground stakes to keep it in place, and 4 handles for easy lifting.
This BBQ bucket grill turns any open area into the ideal spot for an impromptu barbecue. This ultra portable chrome plated and powder coated charcoal grill features a spacious 9.5-inch cooking surface that is big enough to grill up to 4 burgers at once.
Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.