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Baby Crib Dribbler

$7.99

Get rid of the hassle of feeding your pestering offspring with the baby crib dribbler. Endorsed by celebrity role model Snooki Polizzi, the crib dribbler will make feeding your baby a breeze, and encourage him/her to become independent at a young age.

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Cloud Ceiling Lamp

$231.79

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

Smart Doggy Doorbell

$27.99

Now you can train Rover to intelligently notify you when he needs to go pee outside by installing this smart doggy doorbell. This water resistant doorbell conveniently installs using an adhesive strip and can be customized to the volume and ring tone of your choice.

How To Traumatize Your Children

$12.74

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Addiction Breaking Fake Smartphone

$14.99

Break your phone addiction once and for all by carrying around the brain reconditioning NoPhone fake smartphone. It has the look, feel, and weight of a regular iPhone without the distracting features like a camera or social media – there’s not even a functional screen!

Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

$16.99

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

The Relaxation Capsule

$89,995.00

Let your stress instantly melt away inside the relaxation capsule. The heated water mattress, pre-programmed music and light show inside this completely heat, light, and sound proof capsule will effectively help reduce tension, anxiety, depression and fatigue.

The Ultimate Grill

$1,848.99

Level up your barbecue game by upgrading to the ultimate grill. This meat-grilling-beast boasts three separate and well ventilated cooking chambers, each with a built-in thermometer so that you can grill and smoke your favorite cuts to perfection.

World’s Best Travel Pillow

$49.99

Sleep like a baby during long flights by bringing along the world’s best travel pillow. It sports a soft, cuddly exterior and can be used in one of five different positions so that you can comfortably rest on airplane seats or any flat surface, like your office desk.

The Skateboard Surf Adapter

$59.99

Shred the pavement like it were some bodacious waves by upgrading your deck with the skateboard surf adapter. It’s designed to mount onto any skate deck and allows you to make tighter and smoother turns – just like you would in the ocean.

Sparking Heel Skate Wheels

$49.93

Walking is boring and overrated. Get around town in style by outfitting your shoes with these sparking heel skate wheels. These adjustable accessories boast a pair of 50-mm urethane wheels in addition to a removable pad that creates a stream of sparks as you roll by.

Digital Laser Thermometer

$79.99

When you need a fast and reliable temperature reading this digital laser thermometer will come to your aid. This non-contact IR infrared thermometer comes with 9 built-in laser pointers to accurately measure temperatures between -58°F and 3272°F.

Chewbacca Seatbelt Cover

$17.93

Set your geeky ride apart from the rest by spicing up its decor using this Chewbacca seatbelt cover. Handmade from faux fur and high quality marine vinyl, it’s UV resistant and makes you look like a Wookie as you’re driving around town.