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Gourmet Tinned Octopus

$20.99

Expand your culinary horizons with a little treat from the sea by snacking on a bit of gourmet tinned octopus. This small low-calorie Portuguese octopus is high in B12 and comes marinated in a mix of garlic and olive oil to enhance its flavor profile.

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Octopus in Olive Oil with Garlic from Portugal!

Extreme Jumping Stilts

$285.00

Leap higher than you ever thought possible by strapping on these extreme jumping stilts. These acrobatic stilts are specially designed to allow for a wide range of athletic maneuvers while soaring up to sixteen feet in the air!

AfterCourse Post-Sex Wipes

$13.96

Ensure all your naughty bits are nice and clean after an invigorating romp in the sack by using these AfterCourse post-sex wipes. These flushable wipes are the perfect way to tidy up and refresh yourself if you don’t have a shower nearby.

Swisschamp Xavt Pocket Knife

$299.79

Ensure you always have the right tool for the job at hand by equipping yourself with the Swisschamp Xvat pocket knife. This ultra versatile tool boasts a high quality steel construction along with a slew of tools with over 80 functions.

The Secure Smart Mailbox

$349.00

Keep your new purchases safe from would-be thieves by placing the secure smart mailbox right outside your home. This life-saver will ensure that any package delivered to your home when you’re not there will remain safe and sound until you arrive.

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

$16.98

Flex your brain muscles and see if you’ve got what it takes to solve this bottled frustration brainteaser puzzle. In this surprisingly challenging brainteaser you’ll be tasked with trying to remove the small wooden marble from the bottle. Simple enough, right?

The Stealth Engagement Ring Box

$129.00

Catch your significant other off guard when you pop the big question by storing the ring inside the stealth engagement ring box. This sleek aluminum crafted box is compact enough to easily store in your pocket and comes with built-in magnets that ensure a perfect seal.

Exfoliating Butt Masks

$34.00

Give your booty some much needed TLC by pampering it with these exfoliating butt masks. These vegan-friendly masks are made with a variety of plant-based ingredients that will help combat the effects of gravity while leaving your ass as smooth as a baby!

Heat Reactive Space Invaders Coffee Mug

$20.99

Kick it old school while your get your daily caffeine fix by sipping your brew from this neat heat reactive Space Invaders coffee mug. When you pour hot liquid into this mug, the graphic on the mug comes alive to depict a classic Space Invaders arcade level.

A Billion Zimbabwe Dollars

$9.99

You can finally achieve your dreams of becoming a billionaire by trading in your worthless greenbacks for these invaluable Zimbabwe billion dollar bills. You’ll be able to purchase discontinued currency in either 1, 5, 10, 20, and 50 billion dollar denominations.

The Pimple Vacuum

$25.99

Keeping your face blemish-free is easier than ever with the pimple vacuum at your disposal. The vacuum’s suction will gently remove blackheads and dead skin while also helping combat acne, grease, and wrinkles for a more radiant appearance.

Coffee Table Aquarium

$808.88

No bachelor pad would be complete without an over the top item like an aquarium coffee table. Both stylish and functional, this coffee table aquarium comes complete with decorative aquarium plants, lighting, filtration pumps, and everything else you’ll need.

Indestructible Dog Toys

$27.00

Tearribles are the indestructible dog toys that your dog can tear apart over, and over, and over again without actually destroying them. Made from strong plush and durable mesh, they’re designed with tear-away limbs that you can easily stick back on the dismembered body.